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Old 11-06-2008, 11:23 PM   #31
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Hey, I'm German... wtf can I say?
"Guttentag meine freund, willkommen in der partei" works for me.
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Old 11-06-2008, 11:25 PM   #32
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"Guttentag meine freund, willkommen in der partei" works for me.
How about 'touch me where I pee'? All the ladies seem to get hot on that one...
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How about 'touch me where I pee'? All the ladies seem to get hot on that one...
It's the gonorrhea. I thought it was the syphilis at first, bit it turns out it's the big G. That was a weight off my shoulders finding that one out.
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Old 11-06-2008, 11:38 PM   #34
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It's the gonorrhea. I thought it was the syphilis at first, bit it turns out it's the big G. That was a weight off my shoulders finding that one out.
Why? Take some antibiotics for a week and both are knocked out faster than Kimbo Slice fighting a real MMA contender.
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Old 11-06-2008, 11:39 PM   #35
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Front yard?? WTF do I look like, a plastic flamingo or travelocity gnome???

Please do some 'splainin
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Old 11-06-2008, 11:40 PM   #36
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It's the gonorrhea. I thought it was the syphilis at first, bit it turns out it's the big G. That was a weight off my shoulders finding that one out.


Did you send out one of those "hey, you have an STD because we had secks" e-cards??
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Old 11-06-2008, 11:40 PM   #37
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Why? Take some antibiotics for a week and both are knocked out faster than Kimbo Slice fighting a real MMA contender.
Are you calling Seth Petruzzelli a real contender? He was grade C when he was dropped from UFC.
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Old 11-06-2008, 11:40 PM   #38
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Front yard?? WTF do I look like, a plastic flamingo or travelocity gnome???

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I believe they mean UNDER and not ON....
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I believe they mean UNDER and not ON....
Bitches. The lot of you.

And by "you" I mean "them"
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Did you send out one of those "hey, you have an STD because we had secks" e-cards??
No, then they'd know that the reason they had a sore bum after I bought 'em a drink was probably not a coincidence.
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