More woman bias - Page 4

unknownroad · 12-28-2009, 11:25 AM

As soon as I read this in the original

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You’ve basically been sitting on your butt. That same smoke is coming out of our ears too—but we’ve cleaned the house, shuttled the kids around, run errands all over town and lugged grocery bags besides.

I knew- spoiled cunt who has nothing better to do than sit around all day thinking of things to bitch about.

I work full-time, and do essentially all of the housework, errand-running, yardwork, home improvements, vehicle maintenance, and so on and so on. I would be one ecstatic motherfucker if I could quit my job and "only" do everything else.

Oh, and

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9. Say anything remotely critical about our new haircut. Sometimes getting a new cut goes well; sometimes it doesn’t. Usually we know the difference. Don’t rub it in.

Don't cut your damned hair. Long hair is pretty (and don't whine to me about how much work it is, because mine is probably longer).

Particle Man · 12-28-2009, 11:41 AM

I just hate getting the same freakin' question over and over and over and over... I answered it the first time. Stop freakin' asking.

pauldun170 · 12-28-2009, 12:52 PM

The original article is just another example why people specialize in female psychology.
Ra ra bullshit for "the girls" to bound over.

It doesn't have to be true, it doesn't have be logical...it doesn't even have to be legible.
It was written by a woman for other women for the sole purpose of giving the author the oppurtunity to say "Do ya hear me girls!!!??"

marko138 · 12-28-2009, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by pauldun170

The original article is just another example why people specialize in female psychology.
Ra ra bullshit for "the girls" to bound over.

It doesn't have to be true, it doesn't have be logical...it doesn't even have to be legible.
It was written by a woman for other women for the sole purpose of giving the author the oppurtunity to say "Do ya hear me girls!!!??"

Absolutely.

pauldun170 · 12-28-2009, 02:04 PM

Pulled from the webz

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Blended pearoast from CP
I have found in my many years on this planet that women are great. No, really, I think women are wonderful with all their inny and outy bits but they have some habits which drive me to incoherent throat-ripping fury.
Firstly - Referrals to others once you've answered their question. WTF!? I once had my ex-wife ask her father if I was "doing the right thing" when I serviced the brakes on her car.
Her father is a carpenter. He has never driven. He has never owned a car. He gets service personnel to replace knobs (the push-on types) on cookers and washing machines so he's the OBVIOUS choice to ask about my knowledge and skills.
On the other hand I'm only a qualified engineer with eleven years international experience in building, testing and rectifying gas turbine prime movers for warships and power stations. I have built five kit cars and been a backup mechanic for a semi-pro racing team. I was a registered firearms dealer for some years, working on some really expensive and complicated weaponry (servicing telescopic sights in a home-built clean room glovebox with a dry nitrogen atmosphere anyone?). But, better to ask daddy than me, because daddy knows best.
Secondly, I have found that ALL the women I have spent time with CANNOT WAIT FOR INFORMATION.
If a situation arises that necessitates waiting for information they won't shut up about it. For instance, when I was married, my ex-wife's car went wrong. I booked it into a garage (warranty claim) for the next day.
As soon as I got home she started.
"What do you think is wrong"?
"I have no idea, that's why the garage is doing the work"
"What will they do to the car"?
"I don't know, that's why the garage is doing the work, utilising their specific knowledge of the marque".
"How long will they take"?
"I don't know, that's why you've got a courtesy car all day".
"What do you think is wrong"?
FOR FUCK'S SAKE WOMAN, I'VE ANSWERED EVERY INANE FUCKING QUESTION YOU'VE ASKED WITH "I DON'T KNOW" GET THE HINT!!!!!!
And while I'm at it, how do women think men get information? I mean, I've been sitting in front of you all the time so why ask the same question? I had no idea 5 minutes ago, I've not seen another human being or used any communication device in those 5 minutes so where do you think I've got the information from, fucking telepathy?

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Man-she-fancies says "you look gorgeous".
Result : woman enjoys compliment.

Man-she-doesn't-fancy says "you look gorgeous".
Result : woman feels violated by sexist pig.

Man-she-fancies pursues her.
Result : woman goes on date, cops off etc.

Man-she-doesn't-fancy pursues her.
Result : man arrested for stalking.

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all of the women I know have a much more sensitive sense of smell than the men I know. Especially pregnant women, they could probably track fugitives.

Which must be why my missus came up with the 6 Categories of Fart:

Meat
Sweet
Egg
Veg
Nut
Gas

She dislikes the sweet ones most of all.

CasterTroy · 12-28-2009, 02:46 PM

holy crap

If people would spend more time trying to make their spouse as happy as they could POSSIBLY be...they'd have less time to be consumed with what THEY are missing. Amazingly when BOTH spouses are doing this, there is NO TIME to sit and bitch, and you both get everything you ever wanted.

Homeslice · 12-28-2009, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by pauldun170

The original article is just another example why people specialize in female psychology.
Ra ra bullshit for "the girls" to bound over.

It doesn't have to be true, it doesn't have be logical...it doesn't even have to be legible.
It was written by a woman for other women for the sole purpose of giving the author the oppurtunity to say "Do ya hear me girls!!!??"

The same type who had the "grrl power" or "grrlz rock" bumper stickers 10 yrs ago

Tmall · 12-28-2009, 03:47 PM

The funny thing is troy, you can try to make somebody happy. But, they are the deciding factor in that happiness.

You can give a woman the world, but if she wants the moon, you're fucked.

marko138 · 12-28-2009, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Tmall

The funny thing is troy, you can try to make somebody happy. But, they are the deciding factor in that happiness.

You can give a woman the world, but if she wants the moon, you're fucked.

Well put.

Fleck750 · 12-28-2009, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice

The same type who had the "grrl power" or "grrlz rock" bumper stickers 10 yrs ago

Anything in pink sucks, too.

I'm at a total loss at why grown women would purchase pink bikes, motorcycle gear or freaking pink helmets. Didn't they have enough of that color crammed down their throats when they were little?

12-28-2009, 11:41 AM	#32
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	I just hate getting the same freakin' question over and over and over and over... I answered it the first time. Stop freakin' asking. __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

12-28-2009, 02:46 PM	#36
CasterTroy ................ Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: NC Posts: 3,028	holy crap If people would spend more time trying to make their spouse as happy as they could POSSIBLY be...they'd have less time to be consumed with what THEY are missing. Amazingly when BOTH spouses are doing this, there is NO TIME to sit and bitch, and you both get everything you ever wanted. __________________ “Being tolerant does not mean that I share another one’s belief. But it does mean that I acknowledge another one’s right to believe, and obey, his own conscience.” Viktor Frankl

12-28-2009, 03:47 PM	#38
Tmall Aspiring Rapper Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, NS Moto: '12 CB1000R Posts: 3,569	The funny thing is troy, you can try to make somebody happy. But, they are the deciding factor in that happiness. You can give a woman the world, but if she wants the moon, you're fucked.