Useless Facts - Page 4

Smittie61984 · 11-28-2008, 05:06 PM

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known as "The Islands"

OneSickPsycho · 11-28-2008, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Smittie61984

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known as "The Islands"

Carolina · 11-29-2008, 08:52 AM

good one

Mr Lefty · 11-29-2008, 09:35 AM

Twelve or more cows are known as a "flink."
A group of frogs is called an army.
A group of rhinos is called a crash.
A group of kangaroos is called a mob.
A group of whales is called a pod.
A group of geese is called a gaggle.
A group of ravens is called a murder.
A group of officers is called a mess.
A group of larks is called an exaltation.
A group of owls is called a parliament.

Carolina · 11-29-2008, 09:42 AM

Water vs. Beer

WATER
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

BEER
We do not run that risk when drinking beer (or rum, whiskey, vodka, wine, or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

WATER = Poop
BEER = HEALTH

FREE YOURSELF OF POOP ... DRINK BEER
It is better to drink beer and talk shit than it is to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing it as a public service and because I have a kind heart

DRINK UP BITCHES

Carolina · 11-29-2008, 10:01 AM

Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy.

Thrity-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

Sherlock Holmes never said "Elementary, my dear Watson

Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH

A snail can sleep for three years

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak

WTF

There are more germs in the human mouth than in the anus

Smittie61984 · 11-29-2008, 01:09 PM

I'll seperate a Chuck Norris facts page later on once I wake up...

cuttle · 12-05-2008, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Ebbs15

Twelve or more cows are known as a "flink."
A group of frogs is called an army.
A group of rhinos is called a crash.
A group of kangaroos is called a mob.
A group of whales is called a pod.
A group of geese is called a gaggle.
A group of ravens is called a murder.
A group of officers is called a mess.
A group of larks is called an exaltation.
A group of owls is called a parliament.

A group of goats is called a trip.

AquaPython · 12-05-2008, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Carolina

WTF

There are more germs in the human mouth than in the anus

there are more germs in a human mouth than an ass - licking dog's mouth.

Captain Morgan · 12-05-2008, 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15

Twelve or more cows are known as a "flink."
A group of frogs is called an army.
A group of rhinos is called a crash.
A group of kangaroos is called a mob.
A group of whales is called a pod.
A group of geese is called a gaggle.
A group of ravens is called a murder.
A group of officers is called a mess.
A group of larks is called an exaltation.
A group of owls is called a parliament.

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Originally Posted by cuttle

A group of goats is called a trip.

A group of bears is called a sloth.

11-28-2008, 05:06 PM	#31
Smittie61984 I give Squids a bad name Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Fly Over State Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd) Posts: 4,742	Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known as "The Islands" __________________ lifts - R.I.P.

11-29-2008, 08:52 AM	#33
Carolina Says it's time to ride Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: San Diego, CA :) Moto: 2003 honda CBR 954/ 2011 Road King classic Posts: 1,012	good one __________________ a wise man once said if u wipe ur ass with your hand you'll have a fistfull of shit

11-29-2008, 09:42 AM	#35
Carolina Says it's time to ride Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: San Diego, CA :) Moto: 2003 honda CBR 954/ 2011 Road King classic Posts: 1,012	Water vs. Beer WATER It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. BEER We do not run that risk when drinking beer (or rum, whiskey, vodka, wine, or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting. WATER = Poop BEER = HEALTH FREE YOURSELF OF POOP ... DRINK BEER It is better to drink beer and talk shit than it is to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing it as a public service and because I have a kind heart DRINK UP BITCHES __________________ a wise man once said if u wipe ur ass with your hand you'll have a fistfull of shit

11-29-2008, 10:01 AM	#36
Carolina Says it's time to ride Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: San Diego, CA :) Moto: 2003 honda CBR 954/ 2011 Road King classic Posts: 1,012	Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy. Thrity-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. Sherlock Holmes never said "Elementary, my dear Watson Walt Disney was afraid of mice. No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH A snail can sleep for three years In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak WTF There are more germs in the human mouth than in the anus __________________ a wise man once said if u wipe ur ass with your hand you'll have a fistfull of shit

11-29-2008, 01:09 PM	#37
Smittie61984 I give Squids a bad name Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Fly Over State Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd) Posts: 4,742	I'll seperate a Chuck Norris facts page later on once I wake up... __________________ lifts - R.I.P.

11-29-2008, 09:35 AM	#34
Mr Lefty TWFix Legend Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Denver CO Moto: 01 BMW F650GS Dakar Posts: 15,677	Twelve or more cows are known as a "flink." A group of frogs is called an army. A group of rhinos is called a crash. A group of kangaroos is called a mob. A group of whales is called a pod. A group of geese is called a gaggle. A group of ravens is called a murder. A group of officers is called a mess. A group of larks is called an exaltation. A group of owls is called a parliament.