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Old 02-19-2010, 11:56 AM   #31
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I'm amazed no one has pointed out the enormously ghey nature, of two grown "men" discussing household fucking cleaning products.

Derf.

Tigger.

Man cards.

Now.

Men don't use spot removers.

Men use fire, while screaming, "Go be a stain in HELL, bitch!!"

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Dude.

Wrong answer.

Men: I need new jeans, this pair caught fire when I cleaned my carpet.

Teh ghey: I can't believe how many people wear white shoes after Labor Day.

Not the same thing.

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I just bought a bottle a bottle of the stuff, the wife got on her hands and knees and did the scrubbing while stood behind her saying she was doing a good job
Oh, carry on then.



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None of the people I hang out with wear anything besides Wranglers and Levis.

One guy came into the bar in some ghetto acid wash fag jeans.

He ordered an Apple-tini, and somebody stabbed him.

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Old 02-23-2010, 10:13 PM   #32
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None of the people I hang out with wear anything besides Wranglers and Levis.

One guy came into the bar in some ghetto acid wash fag jeans.

He ordered an Apple-tini, and somebody stabbed him.

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Old 02-23-2010, 10:24 PM   #33
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Old 02-23-2010, 11:45 PM   #34
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I know right? That AMJ is just too much!!!
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