I Hate My Life - Page 4

Uma · 06-19-2010, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by LeeNetworX

So my girlfriend dumps me for this Ken doll look-alike because he skis better than me. That's bad enough but my life sucks in so many other ways. My car is broken down and hasn't run in years - it's sitting in the garage under a tarp. My mother is a God-awful cook. My dad seems absolutely disinterested in me. My brother is a socially-akward nerd who reads all sorts of crazy books and spends hours on end in his room doing God knows what. I swear I heard the sounds of power tools being used coming from his room; I think he may be building a bomb or something.

My best friend is a drugged-out loser who doesn't seem to care much about my well being. I get harassed by kids in school all the time; especially these two Asian guys. I work at the local burger joint but I can't stand it. Sometimes, I catch myself playing with the food out of sheer boredom. I hate my life. And now, the big school dance is coming up and since my girlfriend dumped me I don't know what to do. Maybe I should just ask that French foriegn exchange student to the dance...she's kind of cute. Nah, I think she's dating that fat kid she's living with.

Fuck, I hate my life. Maybe I'll become a professional hitman and ditch this shithole town.

Uhhh...yeah. You should seriously consider joining the military. A) you'll get away from your residential ailments B) you'll learn how to kick your loser friend's ass C) chicks dig boys in uniforms...or so I've been told.

Mr Lefty · 06-19-2010, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Uma

Uhhh...yeah. You should seriously consider joining the military. A) you'll get away from your residential ailments B) you'll learn how to kick your loser friend's ass C) chicks dig boys in uniforms...or so I've been told.

psst... Uma... it was a movie quote

Uma · 06-19-2010, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by eBBs15

psst... Uma... it was a movie quote

Psst...tnx Ebbs...I live under a rock.

Trip · 06-19-2010, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Uma

Uhhh...yeah. You should seriously consider joining the military. A) you'll get away from your residential ailments B) you'll learn how to kick your loser friend's ass C) chicks dig boys in uniforms...or so I've been told.

Don't worry, he kicks his ex's boyfriend's ass in a skiing race and he porks the french girl. He also beats some asians in a drag race after the french girl fixes his car.

Uma · 06-19-2010, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Trip

Don't worry, he kicks his ex's boyfriend's ass in a skiing race and he porks the french girl. He also beats some asians in a drag race after the french girl fixes his car.

I must watch this! ...and maybe dye my hair brown.

Trip · 06-19-2010, 11:15 AM

Better Off dead is the name of the movie.

Dave · 06-19-2010, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip

Don't worry, he kicks his ex's boyfriend's ass in a skiing race and he porks the french girl. He also beats some asians in a drag race after the french girl fixes his car.

language lessons...inspired words from a man who knows how to ski

Uma · 06-19-2010, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip

Better Off dead is the name of the movie.

It's a mission now... must see.

thank youuuuuu

Trip · 06-19-2010, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Uma

It's a mission now... must see.

thank youuuuuu

I watched it on the way up to my sisters. classic

Amorok · 06-20-2010, 07:32 PM

Have to say I've always thought Grosse Pointe Blank was a far superior movie.

"And they saw the beast and said 'Who is like the beast, and who is fit to make war with him?' DO YOU FEEL LUCKY, MARTIN?!?!"

06-20-2010, 07:32 PM	#40
Amorok Issukangitok Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Biloxi, MS Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Posts: 2,225	Have to say I've always thought Grosse Pointe Blank was a far superior movie. "And they saw the beast and said 'Who is like the beast, and who is fit to make war with him?' DO YOU FEEL LUCKY, MARTIN?!?!" __________________ What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around, and sometimes you are what's coming around. You see what I mean?

06-19-2010, 11:15 AM	#36
Trip Hold mah beer! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven Moto: 08 R1200GS Posts: 23,268	Better Off dead is the name of the movie.