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Corey · 11-06-2008, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

Hey, I'm German... wtf can I say?

"Guttentag meine freund, willkommen in der partei" works for me.

OneSickPsycho · 11-06-2008, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Corey

"Guttentag meine freund, willkommen in der partei" works for me.

How about 'touch me where I pee'? All the ladies seem to get hot on that one...

Corey · 11-06-2008, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

How about 'touch me where I pee'? All the ladies seem to get hot on that one...

It's the gonorrhea. I thought it was the syphilis at first, bit it turns out it's the big G. That was a weight off my shoulders finding that one out.

OneSickPsycho · 11-06-2008, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Corey

It's the gonorrhea. I thought it was the syphilis at first, bit it turns out it's the big G. That was a weight off my shoulders finding that one out.

Why? Take some antibiotics for a week and both are knocked out faster than Kimbo Slice fighting a real MMA contender.

Cass · 11-06-2008, 11:39 PM

Front yard?? WTF do I look like, a plastic flamingo or travelocity gnome???

Please do some 'splainin

Cass · 11-06-2008, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Corey

It's the gonorrhea. I thought it was the syphilis at first, bit it turns out it's the big G. That was a weight off my shoulders finding that one out.

Did you send out one of those "hey, you have an STD because we had secks" e-cards??

Corey · 11-06-2008, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

Why? Take some antibiotics for a week and both are knocked out faster than Kimbo Slice fighting a real MMA contender.

Are you calling Seth Petruzzelli a real contender? He was grade C when he was dropped from UFC.

Particle Man · 11-06-2008, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Lola

Front yard?? WTF do I look like, a plastic flamingo or travelocity gnome???

Please do some 'splainin

I believe they mean UNDER and not ON....

Cass · 11-06-2008, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Particle Man

I believe they mean UNDER and not ON....

Bitches. The lot of you.

And by "you" I mean "them"

Corey · 11-06-2008, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Lola

Did you send out one of those "hey, you have an STD because we had secks" e-cards??

No, then they'd know that the reason they had a sore bum after I bought 'em a drink was probably not a coincidence.

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