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Old 01-06-2009, 08:39 AM   #31
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Who the fuck still uses this? Seriously!

If I see a recent picture of someone giving "the shocker" I immediately want to wish them harm. Seriously!
Have you been shocked recently?
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Old 01-06-2009, 08:59 AM   #32
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aaahahahahhahahahahaa

how bout this one?? Hooters 2005.. heh.


I'd pay good money to see these 3 girls give each other the shocker.
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Old 01-06-2009, 09:19 AM   #33
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It's kind of a joke amongst our friends; every group shot is done twice -- one with shockers, once without. We call it 'white girl gang signs.'
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Old 01-06-2009, 09:45 AM   #34
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Have you been shocked recently?
You offering?

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Old 01-06-2009, 09:53 AM   #35
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svrider.com use to have motoshocker stickers, it was incredibly ghey.
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Old 01-06-2009, 10:32 AM   #36
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The shocker is old and lame. Everyone knows The Minivan is where it's at. Two in the front, five in the rear.
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Old 01-06-2009, 10:44 AM   #37
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But how do you throw a mini van sign

I say just go for the Number one. They should know what you have in mind
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Old 01-06-2009, 11:02 AM   #38
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ugg ok lets see if i can set some things straight -
white chicks? gang signs? this may clear things up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e28lxwlHVhw

shocker has been around for the better part of this decade. pretty funny in the right time and place. can be over used. i am thinking that crazykel maybe just really wants to be shocked so she can get to the 'bottom' of all this hoopla and not feel so 'unfulfilled'. pun intended.

im a fan of the "show-stopper", my self. 1 in the pink, 3 in the stink. easy to do, fun for the whole family.
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Old 01-06-2009, 11:07 AM   #39
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I prefer the Buddha Fist technique. The whole hand in the asshole.
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Old 01-06-2009, 11:56 AM   #40
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I prefer the Buddha Fist technique. The whole hand in the asshole.
That doesn't hurt your azz ?
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