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Old 03-10-2011, 10:01 PM   #31
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I've mentioned it before but when I worked in Security Forces I got sent down to test the TSA guys at the Gulfport airport. I made it through security with a gun and a bomb (both simulated.) They caught the knife though.
Was there any ammo in the gun or was the bomb an actual dud?
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Old 03-11-2011, 12:43 AM   #32
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Can you sneak ceramic knives through?
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Old 03-11-2011, 12:53 AM   #33
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Can you sneak ceramic knives through?
Considering you can get metal knives through, I'd say yes.
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Old 03-11-2011, 01:43 AM   #34
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Considering you can get metal knives through, I'd say yes.
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Old 03-11-2011, 03:16 AM   #35
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Shit. Id rather pony up a little more cash and ride with Billy Bob in his Buddy Holly prop plane.
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Old 03-11-2011, 08:13 AM   #36
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The bomb was simulated and the gun was demilitarized, remember this was a training exercise. They did spray both of them with some stuff that was supposed to set the sniffers off, but either they didn't use enough or the funk from my nutsack overpowered them. The knife set off the metal detector and they took me to holding without asking the question, the gun I had near my belt buckle and the wand caught it and they let me on. The bomb hit the detector too, but I just yelled at the guy and he let me past.
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Old 03-11-2011, 08:58 AM   #37
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Old 03-11-2011, 01:32 PM   #38
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