How Do You Pass The Time - Page 4

Avatard · 05-15-2010, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pauldun170

I would take the model.
I don't eat oreos.

Anyone with sense would take the model. When I want Oreos, there's always 7-11...and I don't seem to want Oreos as often as quim.

Avatard · 05-15-2010, 03:56 PM

...oh, and the crapper is the reading room.

Avatard · 05-15-2010, 03:57 PM

No one said the obvious:

BLUMPKIN!

Captain Morgan · 05-15-2010, 04:07 PM

I don't pass time. I wait till I need to go, get in and drop the deuce, wipe my ass and get out of there. No need to sit on the can long enough to read.

racedoll · 05-16-2010, 09:00 AM

How much time is really needed, especially when you can do like Captn.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

I don't pass time. I wait till I need to go, get in and drop the deuce, wipe my ass and get out of there. No need to sit on the can long enough to read.

Rider · 05-17-2010, 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

I don't pass time. I wait till I need to go, get in and drop the deuce, wipe my ass and get out of there. No need to sit on the can long enough to read.

No need to "force" the issue.

marko138 · 05-17-2010, 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

I don't pass time. I wait till I need to go, get in and drop the deuce, wipe my ass and get out of there. No need to sit on the can long enough to read.

No, no, no. C'mon, son. You can't rush that. Take your time. Enjoy yourself. I take a solid 10, 15, 20, honestly sometimes 30 minutes on the crapper.

Dave · 05-17-2010, 09:50 AM

Nobody said rub one out? Fuckin liars

LeeNetworX · 05-17-2010, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Rider

No need to "force" the issue.

This. I don't want to bite the dust blowing a gasket trying to force out some business; I prefer to let it run at it's own pace.

OneSickPsycho · 05-17-2010, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by LeeNetworX

This. I don't want to bite the dust blowing a gasket trying to force out some business; I prefer to let it run at it's own pace.

Exactly. Sometimes you feel the need, but it's not a total photo finish when you get in there... Reading a little of TWFix... some cycle mags... or fuck, in a pinch the back of the shampoo bottle can get the peristalsis waves a rolling...

05-15-2010, 03:56 PM	#32
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	...oh, and the crapper is the reading room. __________________ Insert free thought here.

05-15-2010, 03:57 PM	#33
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	No one said the obvious: BLUMPKIN! __________________ Insert free thought here.

05-15-2010, 04:07 PM	#34
Captain Morgan Let's do another U-turn Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Indiana Moto: 2009 V-Strom Posts: 3,816	I don't pass time. I wait till I need to go, get in and drop the deuce, wipe my ass and get out of there. No need to sit on the can long enough to read.

05-17-2010, 09:50 AM	#38
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	Nobody said rub one out? Fuckin liars