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Old 12-07-2009, 01:38 PM   #31
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You're a woman, so your nastiest bathroom is 10x cleaner than our nicest.
WRONG. You ever been in a women's bathroom? You could not be more wrong. Seriously. Chicks are disgusting.
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Old 12-07-2009, 01:39 PM   #32
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WRONG. You ever been in a women's bathroom? You could not be more wrong. Seriously. Chicks are disgusting.
Clearly you've never been in a mens room.
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Old 12-07-2009, 01:40 PM   #33
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Txtshtting ftw!

And its a lie, girls rr are usually just as bad as the guys at the end of the night at the bar I work at

Txtshtting ftw!

And its a lie, girls rr are usually just as bad as the guys at the end of the night at the bar I work at
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Moral of this story is everyone is fucked up no matter atheist or religious.
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Old 12-07-2009, 01:40 PM   #34
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Clearly you've never been in a mens room.
Are you kidding? Anytime the chicks room is occupied I use the dudes room.
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Old 12-07-2009, 01:41 PM   #35
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Txtshtting ftw!

And its a lie, girls rr are usually just as bad as the guys at the end of the night at the bar I work at

Txtshtting ftw!

And its a lie, girls rr are usually just as bad as the guys at the end of the night at the bar I work at
ha ha, double post fail
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according to the article tell him to drink ginger tea...
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 12-07-2009, 01:42 PM   #36
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Txtshtting ftw!

And its a lie, girls rr are usually just as bad as the guys at the end of the night at the bar I work at

Txtshtting ftw!

And its a lie, girls rr are usually just as bad as the guys at the end of the night at the bar I work at
So nice you had to say it twice.
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Old 12-07-2009, 01:42 PM   #37
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WRONG. You ever been in a women's bathroom? You could not be more wrong. Seriously. Chicks are disgusting.
Clearly you have never been anywhere that contractors have been in. Chicks have got nothing on a contractor that decides to take a shit on the floor and walls.
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Old 12-07-2009, 01:43 PM   #38
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Clearly you have never been anywhere that contractors have been in. Chicks have got nothing on a contractor that decides to take a shit on the floor and walls.
Oh god, we had this guy who worked in Master Control at the TV station...ugh...I dont wanna talk about it...but floors and walls...yeah.
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Old 12-07-2009, 01:43 PM   #39
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WRONG. You ever been in a women's bathroom? You could not be more wrong. Seriously. Chicks are disgusting.
So what you are saying is that blood trumps shit right?
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Old 12-07-2009, 01:50 PM   #40
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Twice now in the 5 years I've worked here we've had somebody not make it. Once there was a trail from the entrance to the bathroom(about 25 yards) where it was running down the dudes pant leg and another time the guy made it to the bathroom but not the stall and was all over the floor. We still laugh about it today because nobody knows who the culprit(s) was.
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