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Old 12-24-2009, 11:05 AM   #31
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Ok...some of your post are making more sense now...it's not your fault.
I'd rather get this guy's take on it...


Besides, don't most porns start off with a step-mother?
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Old 12-24-2009, 11:12 AM   #32
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I'd rather get this guy's take on it...


Besides, don't most porns start off with a step-mother?
Some do but the step-moms in them usually look better than the real life step moms...unfortunately.
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Old 12-24-2009, 11:25 AM   #33
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Some do but the step-moms in them usually look better than the real life step moms...unfortunately.
True. The mother daughter teams also seem to only have an age difference of 5-10 years. Funny how that works.
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Old 12-24-2009, 11:27 AM   #34
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True. The mother daughter teams also seem to only have an age difference of 5-10 years. Funny how that works.
True !!
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Old 12-24-2009, 12:01 PM   #35
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True. The mother daughter teams also seem to only have an age difference of 5-10 years. Awesome how that works.
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Old 12-24-2009, 12:33 PM   #36
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Old 12-24-2009, 01:15 PM   #37
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At least your Dad didn't record a homemade porn over "Edward Scissorhands". And at least you weren't home from school one day wanting to watch a video. And at least you didn't put that video in the VCR and become intrigued by a close up of a chic masterbating.

And at least you didn't lose your lunch when the camera zoomed out and it was your step-mom.
was she hot?
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Old 12-24-2009, 01:18 PM   #38
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was she hot?
Uh.... No.
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Old 12-24-2009, 01:30 PM   #39
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Uh.... No.
Mine either but I've never seen her in a video like that either...thank god !!
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Old 12-24-2009, 01:31 PM   #40
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was she marginal this side of a keg? :Lmao:
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