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Old 02-04-2010, 06:29 PM   #31
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This is the fuckin funniest thing i've seen in a long time.
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Old 02-04-2010, 08:15 PM   #32
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That last one was pretty funny!
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Old 02-05-2010, 07:46 AM   #33
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I got some guys good last night. When my wife came home I had her look pretty and sit in front of the webcam while I sat to the side off cam with a keyboard. We got a group of guys on and she started flirting with them and stuff. It didn't take long for them to ask to see her tits so she agreed.

She stood up and backed up so they could see her whole body. She started taking her shirt off and BAM!...I jumped in with my balls hanging out full screen!! hahahahahaha. OMG they were pissed!!! I put my face up to the cam and said, "I got you fuckers good!!"

Then we got a lil skinny guy on and she started flirting with him and stuff. Told him she was lonely because her husband worked the night shift as a cop. So this went on for a couple of minutes and my wife looks over to her fight with a terrified look and starts "trying to explain" I came into view of the camera with my .45 strapped to my side and "backhanded" her out of her chair. Then I got close to the cam and was reading the screen and going "What the fuck?!? WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?"

He signed off. hahahaha.
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Old 02-05-2010, 08:21 AM   #34
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Old 02-05-2010, 08:55 PM   #35
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So if you've been to Chatroulette you know that 25% of the people there are guys jacking off. No, its not fake, they are real guys jacking off in front of their webcams...and its gross.

Anyway, we had one pop up last night and instead of the usual click to move as fast as possible we decided to fuck with him. So my wife goes into how small his dick is and how he needs to get some enzyte and this and that....

We made the motherfucker go limp. And when he did I popped into the webcam and laughed at him 'til he left!! hahahahaha.
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Old 02-06-2010, 10:30 AM   #36
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So if you've been to Chatroulette you know that 25% of the people there are guys jacking off. No, its not fake, they are real guys jacking off in front of their webcams...and its gross.

Anyway, we had one pop up last night and instead of the usual click to move as fast as possible we decided to fuck with him. So my wife goes into how small his dick is and how he needs to get some enzyte and this and that....

We made the motherfucker go limp. And when he did I popped into the webcam and laughed at him 'til he left!! hahahahaha.
25%? I'd say more like 5%...perhaps you are doing it during a different time period than the few times I was on there. Are you on at night? I'll make a mental note to not ever sign on at night, if so.
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25%? I'd say more like 5%...perhaps you are doing it during a different time period than the few times I was on there. Are you on at night? I'll make a mental note to not ever sign on at night, if so.
Usually around 7 or 8....maybe I'm over-estimating....but can you really ever over-estimate the percentage of cocks you're going to have to see just to ask a chic to show you her tits?
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Old 02-07-2010, 11:29 AM   #38
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Usually around 7 or 8....maybe I'm over-estimating....but can you really ever over-estimate the percentage of cocks you're going to have to see just to ask a chic to show you her tits?
True. One is one too many.
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Old 02-07-2010, 12:15 PM   #39
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Where do I put the animated gif? I want to play?
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