Bat? - Page 4

NONE_too_SOFT · 05-21-2008, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Mudpuppy

no fucknut - you go this week in the car and leave the bat with your team manager. then the rest of the season ride the bike. or how about this foreign fucking concept to you - use someone else's bat.. are you really this fucking stupid or did you get dropped on your fucking head as a child repeatedly? jesus christ... this thread is dead to me..

good call on the chuck norris marko.. glad someone caught it.. but there is a revision to that rule - chuck norris AND mp potato sack bitches..

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Originally Posted by Mudpuppy

weather is good.. its actually a handicap to be intellectually superior to the masses as well as better looking..

i basically spew hate wherever i go.. but sometimes i spot stupidity and have to call it out.. honey attracts more bees but napalm is far more effective and i love the smell of napalm in the morning..

so yes i basically hit the internet to vent and use it as an aggression tool so i don't beat some motherfucker to death with a bat that they can't figure out where to put on their bike..

and jo i prefer to ride your mom.. 4 out of 5 guys do as well.. payday is busy at her place.. thank you and gfy..

with all these new friends i might not have room at my next party..

now this thread is dead to me.. best of luck with your bat crisis..

gtfo

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Originally Posted by Mudpuppy

yes but even in my weakened state i will still be able to spell aneurysm.

Got spell check?

But you are right I am going to get an aneurysm and die. Bad for me. Good for you.

You must mistake me for someone who gives a fuck.

You try too hard.

Amber Lamps · 05-21-2008, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Mudpuppy

yes but even in my weakened state i will still be able to spell aneurysm.

Got spell check?

But you are right I am going to get an aneurysm and die. Bad for me. Good for you.

You must mistake me for someone who gives a fuck.

Mudpuppy · 05-22-2008, 12:27 AM

yep your right.. i try way too hard.. in my aneuritic state it is the only way i know..

thanks for the total recap.. you can add this one to it too.. hell maybe you could scour the whole board for my infinite words of wisdom..

i might add some additional thoughts but i have to go drill some more irrigation holes in my head..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6chy7UvsJIA

NONE_too_SOFT · 05-22-2008, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Mudpuppy

yep your right.. i try way too hard.. in my aneuritic state it is the only way i know..

thanks for the total recap.. you can add this one to it too.. hell maybe you could scour the whole board for my infinite words of wisdom..

i might add some additional thoughts but i have to go drill some more irrigation holes in my head..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6chy7UvsJIA

why are you drilling irrigation holes in your head?

Mudpuppy · 05-22-2008, 10:07 PM

why not.. relieves the pressure from the aneurysm..

NONE_too_SOFT · 05-22-2008, 10:18 PM

i never said you were having an aneurysm in your head. i was thinking more of an abdominal aortic aneurysm.

although they do frequently show up in the brain, a tripple A is much more destructive to tissue (an cephalic aneurysm is very damaging to your brain tissue though, and can result in stroke like symptoms (or, a stroke)).

Imagine a garden hose exploding in your belly. cept that garden hose is your aorta.

Mudpuppy · 05-22-2008, 10:26 PM

wow learn something new everyday.. never heard of that shit.. sounds painful.. i better get to my happy place.. just been in a rotten mood lately.. shits all fucked up.. wearing on me.. need to tie one on and forget about all this shit weighing down on me.. or i will end up with some kind of stress related malfunction.. i've worked 70 hours this week and its not even friday yet.. 3 more days of 12 hours in the pipe..

NONE_too_SOFT · 05-22-2008, 10:29 PM

remember, stress = garden hose exploding in your guts.

Cool part is when you find yourself in the ICU (if you make it) most likely they'll have removed the flesh covering your abdomen, and you'll be able to see your internal organs through a celephane type membrane which may or may not be attatched to a wound vac (short for vacume) which will be used ot suck the fluid out of your crevices and keep them clean before they can grow new skin and graft it to your belly. or maybe they'll use pig skin!

Mudpuppy · 05-22-2008, 10:32 PM

sounds like a great time.. not..

going to my happy place..

JoJoYZF · 05-22-2008, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Mudpuppy

sounds like a great time.. not..

going to my happy place..

Its only a happy place if it involves bikes, sluts, or alcohol. Or sluts AND alcohol

05-22-2008, 12:27 AM	#33
Mudpuppy South of Heaven Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Michigan Moto: 2006 Yamaha R1 50th Anniversary Edition Posts: 1,491	yep your right.. i try way too hard.. in my aneuritic state it is the only way i know.. thanks for the total recap.. you can add this one to it too.. hell maybe you could scour the whole board for my infinite words of wisdom.. i might add some additional thoughts but i have to go drill some more irrigation holes in my head.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6chy7UvsJIA __________________ Mudpuppy Redline Superbike http://www.redlinesuperbike.com/ Learn about photography: ATP Members

05-22-2008, 10:07 PM	#35
Mudpuppy South of Heaven Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Michigan Moto: 2006 Yamaha R1 50th Anniversary Edition Posts: 1,491	why not.. relieves the pressure from the aneurysm.. __________________ Mudpuppy Redline Superbike http://www.redlinesuperbike.com/ Learn about photography: ATP Members

05-22-2008, 10:26 PM	#37
Mudpuppy South of Heaven Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Michigan Moto: 2006 Yamaha R1 50th Anniversary Edition Posts: 1,491	wow learn something new everyday.. never heard of that shit.. sounds painful.. i better get to my happy place.. just been in a rotten mood lately.. shits all fucked up.. wearing on me.. need to tie one on and forget about all this shit weighing down on me.. or i will end up with some kind of stress related malfunction.. i've worked 70 hours this week and its not even friday yet.. 3 more days of 12 hours in the pipe.. __________________ Mudpuppy Redline Superbike http://www.redlinesuperbike.com/ Learn about photography: ATP Members

05-22-2008, 10:32 PM	#39
Mudpuppy South of Heaven Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Michigan Moto: 2006 Yamaha R1 50th Anniversary Edition Posts: 1,491	sounds like a great time.. not.. going to my happy place.. __________________ Mudpuppy Redline Superbike http://www.redlinesuperbike.com/ Learn about photography: ATP Members

05-22-2008, 10:18 PM	#36
NONE_too_SOFT Chopstix / \ Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Akron OH Moto: 03 CBR RR Posts: 5,350	i never said you were having an aneurysm in your head. i was thinking more of an abdominal aortic aneurysm. although they do frequently show up in the brain, a tripple A is much more destructive to tissue (an cephalic aneurysm is very damaging to your brain tissue though, and can result in stroke like symptoms (or, a stroke)). Imagine a garden hose exploding in your belly. cept that garden hose is your aorta.

05-22-2008, 10:29 PM	#38
NONE_too_SOFT Chopstix / \ Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Akron OH Moto: 03 CBR RR Posts: 5,350	remember, stress = garden hose exploding in your guts. Cool part is when you find yourself in the ICU (if you make it) most likely they'll have removed the flesh covering your abdomen, and you'll be able to see your internal organs through a celephane type membrane which may or may not be attatched to a wound vac (short for vacume) which will be used ot suck the fluid out of your crevices and keep them clean before they can grow new skin and graft it to your belly. or maybe they'll use pig skin!