The baron - Page 4

Dave · 06-02-2011, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avatard

No, you've got it all wrong:

You have a gay car.

A K car.

You know they make pills for your "little" problem

Avatard · 06-02-2011, 02:47 PM

You know they make cars for men too.

Dave · 06-02-2011, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avatard

You know they make cars for men too.

They make dynos too, so you don't get caught out as a lying sack of shit

Avatard · 06-02-2011, 04:32 PM

Here's a good bet, and it wouldn't require a dyno:

Any one of my rides probably has a blower motor that has more HP than your car.

Don't cry, just buy a man's car next time.

Dave · 06-02-2011, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avatard

Here's a good bet, and it wouldn't require a dyno:

Any one of my rides probably has a blower motor that has more HP than your car.

Don't cry, just buy a man's car next time.

Mfw the fifty year old guy uses rides in a sentance

Avatard · 06-02-2011, 08:59 PM

I pity the boy that doesn't know enough to buy a man's car.

...But there's time, grasshopper. Hone your skills on your K car.

One day you will be a man.

At 50, I am more hep and current than children you haven't had yet, son.

Dave · 06-02-2011, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avatard

I pity the boy that doesn't know enough to buy a man's car.

...But there's time, grasshopper. Hone your skills on your K car.

One day you will be a man.

At 50, I am more hep and current than children you haven't had yet, son.

Pot doesn't make you "hip" just helps you fuck up spelling it.

Avatard · 06-02-2011, 10:04 PM

That's how not hip you actually are, you don't even know the word "hep". Hep predates hip by a chunk. It predates me by a chunk, but I know it, because I'm hip.

Thanks for executing that perfectly, and proving my point.

Dave · 06-02-2011, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avatard

That's how not hip you actually are, you don't even know the word "hep". Hep predates hip by a chunk. It predates me by a chunk, but I know it, because I'm hip.

Thanks for executing that perfectly, and proving my point.

your knowledge of cold war era teenage colloquialisms must pull a lot of trim

Avatard · 06-03-2011, 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave

your knowledge of cold war era teenage colloquialisms must pull a lot of trim

Surely not as much as a Lebaron. That must just fucking rake in the pussy...

06-02-2011, 02:47 PM	#2
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	You know they make cars for men too. __________________ Insert free thought here.

06-02-2011, 04:32 PM	#4
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	Here's a good bet, and it wouldn't require a dyno: Any one of my rides probably has a blower motor that has more HP than your car. Don't cry, just buy a man's car next time. __________________ Insert free thought here.

06-02-2011, 08:59 PM	#6
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	I pity the boy that doesn't know enough to buy a man's car. ...But there's time, grasshopper. Hone your skills on your K car. One day you will be a man. At 50, I am more hep and current than children you haven't had yet, son. __________________ Insert free thought here. Last edited by Avatard; 06-02-2011 at 09:10 PM..

06-02-2011, 10:04 PM	#8
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	That's how not hip you actually are, you don't even know the word "hep". Hep predates hip by a chunk. It predates me by a chunk, but I know it, because I'm hip. Thanks for executing that perfectly, and proving my point. __________________ Insert free thought here.