Quotes... - Page 4

Papa_Complex · 02-09-2009, 02:31 PM

Fatbuck, if you're going to bring out the WMDs, then I must retaliate with...

Lord John Whorfin: May I pass along my congratulations for your great interdimensional breakthrough. I am sure, in the miserable annals of the Earth, you will be duly enshrined

Buckaroo Banzai: You can check your anatomy all you want, and even though there may be normal variation, when it comes right down to it, this far inside the head it all looks the same. No, no, no, don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to.

Lord John Whorfin: Where are we going?
The Red Lectroids: Planet Ten!
Lord John Whorfin: When?
The Red Lectroids: Real soon!

Penny Priddy: Buckaroo, you forgot your thruster.
Buckaroo Banzai: Why don't you hold onto it for a while?
Penny Priddy: Any time.

John Bigboote: It's not my goddamn planet. Understand, monkey boy?

Buckaroo Banzai: Let her out.
Female Prisoner: Hey, me too.
Perfect Tommy: Let her out?
Buckaroo Banzai: That's right, let her out. I'll be responsible.
Perfect Tommy: But she's a killer.
Buckaroo Banzai: No, she's not. Now, let her out and give her your coat.
Perfect Tommy: Why me?
Buckaroo Banzai: Because you're perfect.
Perfect Tommy: You have a point there.

John Emball): If you fail, we will be forced to help you destroy yourselves.

Ed: President's calling, Buckaroo.
Buckaroo Banzai: The president of what?
Ed: The President of The United States.
Buckaroo Banzai: Oh.

And the ever popular.....

Buckaroo Banzai: No matter where you go, there you are.

Trip · 02-09-2009, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by fatbuckRTO

In the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie, there is one movie to rule them all:

Jack Burton: When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

Jack Burton: You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?
Thunder: Who?
Jack Burton: Jack Burton. *Me*!

Jack Burton: That is not water.
Egg Shen: Black blood of the earth.
Jack Burton: You mean oil?
Egg Shen: I mean black blood of the earth.

Jack Burton: Everybody relax, I'm here.

Gracie: I'd go with you but...
Jack Burton: I know, there's a problem with your face.

Jack Burton: What's in the flask, Egg? Magic potion?
Egg Shen: Yeah.
Jack Burton: Thought so, good. What do we do, drink it?
Egg Shen: Yeah!
Jack Burton: Good! Thought so.

Jack Burton: [pointing to Chinese writing on elevator] What does that say?
Wang Chi: [speaks Chinese] Hell of Boiling Oil.
Jack Burton: You're kidding.
Wang Chi: Yeah, I am. It says Keep Out.

Jack Burton: You can go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave.
Lo Pan: Indeed!
Jack Burton: Or check into a psycho ward, which ever comes first, huh?

Jack Burton: Oh, my god, no. Please! What is that? Don't tell me!

Margo: God, aren't you even gonna kiss her goodbye?
Jack Burton: Nope.

Jack Burton: Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."

YOU FORGOT ONE!!!!

Jack Burton: [Jack points to the wall] Hollow?
Wang Chi: Hollow.
Jack Burton: Fuck it. [Jack cuts open the hollow wall with his knife]

derf · 02-09-2009, 10:57 PM

mucho gusto me llamo Bradley I'm hornier than Ron Jeremy
and if you wanna get popped in your knee
just wipe that look off your fat face
you hate me cause I got what you need
a pretty little daughter that we call mixie
if you wanna get beat psychically... it will be over in a minute if ya..
so she told me to come over and I took that trip
and then she pulled out my mushroom tip
and when it came out it went drip drip drip
I didn't know she had that GI Joe kung-fu grip

-Sublime, Caress me down

rogue · 02-09-2009, 11:06 PM

One of my new favorite quotes:

I'm freakin' amped! I've been drinking green tea all goddamn day!

Corey · 02-09-2009, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Rogue

One of my new favorite quotes:

I'm freakin' amped! I've been drinking green tea all goddamn day!

This is my hat now! This is totally my hat.

Cathy: Why do you call yourself Voltron, Dave?
Dave: I don't know Cathy, maybe because it's super bad ass?

OneSickPsycho · 02-09-2009, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by AquaPython

Fantastic... I think the dialogue in that movie is right up there with any movie...

What's that on your face?
What?
*plop*

Clatto Vertata Nicto...

Don't touch that... your primative intellect wouldn't understand alloys and compositions and things... uh... with molecular structures.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

Speaking of Kurt Russel, the much under rated movie "Soldier" comes to mind.

Leader's Wife: One soldier against seventeen. What are you going to do?
Todd: I'm going to kill them all, sir.

Fucking love Kurt Russell movies...

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Originally Posted by Corey

Most of my favorites quotes come from one of my favorite movies:

"Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island."

"I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. It's called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."

"60% of the time, it works every time."

"I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science."

"I'm Ron Burgandy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego."

Now if you'll all excuse me, I have a movie to watch.

I despise that movie ALMOST as much as Napoleon Dynamite... almost.

Corey · 02-09-2009, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

I despise that movie ALMOST as much as Napoleon Dynamite... almost.

Boo to you. lrn2comedy

rogue · 02-09-2009, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corey

This is my hat now! This is totally my hat.

Cathy: Why do you call yourself Voltron, Dave?
Dave: I don't know Cathy, maybe because it's super bad ass?

Hot Rod is now one of my favorite movies.

OneSickPsycho · 02-09-2009, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Corey

Boo to you. lrn2comedy

Oh shit, I got you good you fucker!

Bear... bear... fucker... Do you need assistance?

Litre is French for give me some fucking cola before I break vous fucking lips!

Redeemed?

Corey · 02-09-2009, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

Oh shit, I got you good you fucker!

Bear... bear... fucker... Do you need assistance?

Litre is French for give me some fucking cola before I break vous fucking lips!

Redeemed?

Redeemed. I don't want a large Farva, I want a liter of goddamn cola.

02-09-2009, 10:57 PM	#33
derf token jewboy Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man Posts: 10,799	mucho gusto me llamo Bradley I'm hornier than Ron Jeremy and if you wanna get popped in your knee just wipe that look off your fat face you hate me cause I got what you need a pretty little daughter that we call mixie if you wanna get beat psychically... it will be over in a minute if ya.. so she told me to come over and I took that trip and then she pulled out my mushroom tip and when it came out it went drip drip drip I didn't know she had that GI Joe kung-fu grip -Sublime, Caress me down __________________

02-09-2009, 02:31 PM	#31
Papa_Complex Nomadic Tribesman Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Brampton, Canada Moto: '09 ER-6n Posts: 11,150	Fatbuck, if you're going to bring out the WMDs, then I must retaliate with... Lord John Whorfin: May I pass along my congratulations for your great interdimensional breakthrough. I am sure, in the miserable annals of the Earth, you will be duly enshrined Buckaroo Banzai: You can check your anatomy all you want, and even though there may be normal variation, when it comes right down to it, this far inside the head it all looks the same. No, no, no, don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to. Lord John Whorfin: Where are we going? The Red Lectroids: Planet Ten! Lord John Whorfin: When? The Red Lectroids: Real soon! Penny Priddy: Buckaroo, you forgot your thruster. Buckaroo Banzai: Why don't you hold onto it for a while? Penny Priddy: Any time. John Bigboote: It's not my goddamn planet. Understand, monkey boy? Buckaroo Banzai: Let her out. Female Prisoner: Hey, me too. Perfect Tommy: Let her out? Buckaroo Banzai: That's right, let her out. I'll be responsible. Perfect Tommy: But she's a killer. Buckaroo Banzai: No, she's not. Now, let her out and give her your coat. Perfect Tommy: Why me? Buckaroo Banzai: Because you're perfect. Perfect Tommy: You have a point there. John Emball): If you fail, we will be forced to help you destroy yourselves. Ed: President's calling, Buckaroo. Buckaroo Banzai: The president of what? Ed: The President of The United States. Buckaroo Banzai: Oh. And the ever popular..... Buckaroo Banzai: No matter where you go, there you are.