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Old 04-08-2009, 06:21 PM   #31
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Case of beer to the first one who can show me a video of my first wife getting tazed! No fair telling her before you do it.
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Old 04-08-2009, 07:23 PM   #32
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Case of beer to the first one who can show me a video of my first wife getting tazed! No fair telling her before you do it.
I'm guessing you'd want the gym mat and two helpful gentlemen omitted as well?
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Old 04-08-2009, 07:35 PM   #33
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That was awesome....I would never do that shit!

Hats off to her!
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Old 04-08-2009, 08:38 PM   #34
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wow that was impressive, Id hate to be the guy who had to follow her. you'd have to man up or there would be much laughter directed at you. It would be one thing if the woman before you had been some big butch girl, but to have a sexy little thing go before you and show you up would be embarrassing. Sexy ink too!!! props to your wife for takin it and props to you for managing to land such a good lookin woman!
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Old 04-08-2009, 09:30 PM   #35
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wow that was impressive, Id hate to be the guy who had to follow her. you'd have to man up or there would be much laughter directed at you.
Even though there would be no understanding from your buddies, women are suppose to tolerate pain much better than men.

Most guys at my work have been arrested and tased at some point. I love hearing their stories. My favorite is one guy who was in prison and was acting up on purpose. Well he taped some notebooks around his chest before going after a gaurd. The gaurd hit him and he yanked it out but the funny part is he said 'What are you going to do now bitch" and then he got tased by a stun gun on his shoulder from another gaurd. Said he dropped immediately.
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Old 04-08-2009, 11:55 PM   #36
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omg, I would have been crying!!!
word. nothing like taking excruciating pain and turning it into something enjoyable for the family.

I'm still dying to know how those barbs felt comming out. I've heard they are capable of going through 1.5 mm thick material, which means bike leathers would not stop an assault. They've got to make penetration to be effective, so whats the deal? are we talking a half inch of deep tissue infiltration?
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Old 04-09-2009, 12:06 AM   #37
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Old 04-09-2009, 09:39 AM   #38
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word. nothing like taking excruciating pain and turning it into something enjoyable for the family.

I'm still dying to know how those barbs felt comming out. I've heard they are capable of going through 1.5 mm thick material, which means bike leathers would not stop an assault. They've got to make penetration to be effective, so whats the deal? are we talking a half inch of deep tissue infiltration?
They really aren't bad coming out. You end up with something similar to a bee sting. And it's all relative. Yu just had 50,000 volts hit you. A little barbed wire isn't too bad.

As for the guys, here are the guys that went before her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebfXXxRhzz0
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Old 04-09-2009, 10:06 AM   #39
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Tough cute little lady ya got there. I take it she's not the submissive one in the relationship.
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Old 04-09-2009, 10:36 AM   #40
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Let's taze someone at the rally
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