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Old 07-20-2009, 01:49 PM   #31
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host of Diners drive ins and dives, but on a motorcycle instead of a cage.
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 07-20-2009, 01:56 PM   #32
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Old 07-20-2009, 02:03 PM   #33
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host of Diners drive ins and dives, but on a motorcycle instead of a cage.
no shit, that would be awesome!

There is a show on WGN that a dude does that by plane! How do people get those jobs?!
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Old 07-20-2009, 02:09 PM   #34
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no shit, that would be awesome!

There is a show on WGN that a dude does that by plane! How do people get those jobs?!
Guy is a pretty freakin good chef for such locations, so thats how he landed that one.
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Old 07-20-2009, 02:12 PM   #35
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You should become a Canadian Senator.

You only have to show up twice a year, and it is nearly impossible to get fired, so you can get full pay until you die.
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Old 07-20-2009, 02:14 PM   #36
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I revise my answer. ANYTHING that doesn't require me to sit at a desk all day and make the same or more money than I currently do.
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Old 07-20-2009, 03:01 PM   #37
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I thought of another one. I want to be one of those people thats paid to be a bad guy. You know, the ones who will break into places like top secret offices, government offices, military installations etc. to show the flaws in their systems.
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Old 07-20-2009, 03:04 PM   #38
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I thought of another one. I want to be one of those people thats paid to be a bad guy. You know, the ones who will break into places like top secret offices, government offices, military installations etc. to show the flaws in their systems.
You went and said "paid to be a bad guy" and listed all the "cool" stuff but I couldn't help but think that it would be lifetime of real estate companies contracting you to fart in elevators to to test on focus groups.


Not to take away from the assignments you listed, but would you want to retire and tell people that "I farted in crowded elevators as part of controlled experiments...."
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Old 07-20-2009, 03:07 PM   #39
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Professional fighter. Getting paid to be beaten down and/or beat down others. Kick myself for not taking training more seriously when I was younger; too old and inexperienced to do anything about it now.
How do you figure? What are you, only 25-26?
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Old 07-20-2009, 03:10 PM   #40
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You went and said "paid to be a bad guy" and listed all the "cool" stuff but I couldn't help but think that it would be lifetime of real estate companies contracting you to fart in elevators to to test on focus groups.


Not to take away from the assignments you listed, but would you want to retire and tell people that "I farted in crowded elevators as part of controlled experiments...."
Dude, its my dream, dont ruin it.

Not every day of ANY job is going to be exciting and adventuresome, but I dont think you are thinking the same type of thing I am.

Companies actually employ these people as regular staff to find the flaws in the systems, and I think it would be fun. Thats all. Find your own, dont pick on mine cuz you didnt think of it first.
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