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Old 11-29-2008, 09:35 AM   #4371
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Old 11-29-2008, 10:46 AM   #4372
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Old 11-29-2008, 11:10 AM   #4373
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I get to interview Paris Hilton at 1pm. I'm sure that will be interesting. Not.
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Old 11-29-2008, 11:18 AM   #4374
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I get to interview Paris Hilton at 1pm. I'm sure that will be interesting. Not.
Ask her if she prefers direct clitoral stimulation, or a generalized stimulation of the entire mons area. Then ask her; of all the cocks she's sucked, who would she say had the tastiest dick overall.

I don't really care for the answers, but please record her reaction if at all possible.
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Old 11-29-2008, 11:25 AM   #4375
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Ask her if she prefers direct clitoral stimulation, or a generalized stimulation of the entire mons area. Then ask her; of all the cocks she's sucked, who would she say had the tastiest dick overall.

I don't really care for the answers, but please record her reaction if at all possible.
It will be recorded...with my BetaCam. And we've been told by her handlers to avoid 'tabloid questions'.

Me and BetaCam:
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Old 11-29-2008, 12:35 PM   #4376
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Ask her how she plans on finding a "BFF" that is worth a shit by using a horrendous MTV Reality Show that caters to vapid, star struck, wannabe fame whores with no sense of self worth, and aspirations to be some marginally more famous guys "accidentally released" sex tape "victim".

Or, tl;dr, how does she determine which girl is most like herself.
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Old 11-29-2008, 12:44 PM   #4377
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I get to interview Paris Hilton at 1pm. I'm sure that will be interesting. Not.
Maybe you'll get to interview someone actually worth something soon as a result...
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Old 11-29-2008, 01:06 PM   #4378
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I get to interview Paris Hilton at 1pm.
In God's name, WHY?!?! Does anyone really care about any possible hint of a thought she may have in that lump of matter in her skull?
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Old 11-29-2008, 01:41 PM   #4379
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In God's name, WHY?!?! Does anyone really care about any possible hint of a thought she may have in that lump of matter in her skull?


I agree.

Oh and someone needs to skull fuck that skank.
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Old 11-29-2008, 01:43 PM   #4380
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I agree.

Oh and someone needs to skull fuck that skank.
I thought that's how she maintains her fame.
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