Belly up to the Bar (aka The Post Whorin' Thread) - Page 45

t-homo · 03-15-2009, 01:16 PM

3 nights of drinking. blacked out all three nights. fucked a fat bitch on a bet last night. has anybody seen my dignity, because i can't seem to find it.

Lamnidae · 03-15-2009, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by t-rock

3 nights of drinking. blacked out all three nights. fucked a fat bitch on a bet last night. has anybody seen my dignity, because i can't seem to find it.

Was told once.

"ya know, even the worse piece of tail i ever had wasn't *that* bad."

So it couldn't be too bad man.

rogue · 03-15-2009, 01:44 PM

sick

kids

suck

rogue · 03-15-2009, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by t-rock

3 nights of drinking. blacked out all three nights. fucked a fat bitch on a bet last night. has anybody seen my dignity, because i can't seem to find it.

Can I point and laugh now or later?

I've had some fucked up blacked out nights, but the closest I got to losing my dignity was puking on someone.

Although waking up in my own bed the next morning wondering how I got there and where the fuck are my clothes?!?...

....fucked with me for a bit.

I'm glad my friends don't let me do something I may regret the next morning.

zed · 03-15-2009, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Rogue

I've had some fucked up blacked out nights, but the closest I got to losing my dignity was puking on someone.

Although waking up in my own bed the next morning wondering how I got there and where the fuck are my clothes?!?...

....fucked with me for a bit.

I'm glad my friends don't let me do something I may regret the next morning.

that's an odd choice of words for a night you don't remember how you woke up in your bed with no clothes on. LOL

rogue · 03-15-2009, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by zed

that's an odd choice of words for a night you don't remember how you woke up in your bed with no clothes on. LOL

LOL! There's nothing like waking up not knowing what the hell happened...did you do something fun or something you may not want to know and regret...then sit there trying hard to remember.

It wasn't until I called my friends (granted, I've very few drunken nights I don't remember. I don't now since I realized Jose Cuervo was the culprit.

) to ask questions did I find out. As far as losing my clothes, I can't stand to sleep in clothes so I took them off. Once I sobered up, I finally remembered bits and pieces enough to know that I did take them off....and not anyone else.

Needless to say, I don't drink tequila anymore. Apparently I have a knack for drinking the hell out of it and still stay upright.....just don't remember much after the 4th or 5th shot (and usually drinking beer with it).

t-homo · 03-15-2009, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Rogue

Can I point and laugh now or later?

I've had some fucked up blacked out nights, but the closest I got to losing my dignity was puking on someone.

Although waking up in my own bed the next morning wondering how I got there and where the fuck are my clothes?!?...

....fucked with me for a bit.

I'm glad my friends don't let me do something I may regret the next morning.

Both. For some reason, when I go to Rolla, my drinking abilities go through the roof. I just can't stop it. I was drinking on the roof of an annex at 2 in the afternoon and didn't stop till someone put me to bed. As far as the friends not letting you do things, mine were encouraging it. Then apparently I left the door open so a good 30 people walked past and watched. Some girl took a video with her camera if you look up weezy on youporn you'll probably find it.

rogue · 03-15-2009, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by t-rock

Both. For some reason, when I go to Rolla, my drinking abilities go through the roof. I just can't stop it. I was drinking on the roof of an annex at 2 in the afternoon and didn't stop till someone put me to bed. As far as the friends not letting you do things, mine were encouraging it. Then apparently I left the door open so a good 30 people walked past and watched. Some girl took a video with her camera if you look up weezy on youporn you'll probably find it.

That's ok...I don't care to look at gay dudes

You left yourself open for that one

Sixxxxer · 03-15-2009, 03:46 PM

To go along with T rocks Fat Bitch Fuck...This dude at the Bar last night was Fuckign Hammered off his ass...And this fat bitch was all over him...He was trying to Mount the bitch At the Bar...It was like watching Bad pron Live...

If he went home with her he was waking up the next morning going WTF Did I just do.

Dave · 03-15-2009, 07:03 PM

i looked, but the search came up with nothing. 'course i was searching only in the straight videos....

[youtube]iO9YVYg4FyU[/youtube]

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Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	i looked, but the search came up with nothing. 'course i was searching only in the straight videos.... [youtube]iO9YVYg4FyU[/youtube]