Man Pees in Reservior - Page 5

Tsunami · 06-27-2011, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by tommymac

Thats not nice.
Still want to do my first supra pubic catheter placement.

I thought this one guy had one, but he had a regular foley. its just that his penis sunk into his belly and I couldn't see it. I had to ask his nurse if he had a penis because I couldnt' see it and my clinical instructor thought it may have been amputated.

Papa_Complex · 06-28-2011, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

It's not the atmosphere, it's your urethra... potentially full of all sorts of bacteria and shit... VD, or no VD.

If your urethra is full of shit then either you've got some serious internal routing issues, or your 'partner' didn't go first.

askmrjesus · 06-28-2011, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

If your urethra is full of shit then either you've got some serious internal routing issues, or your 'partner' didn't go first.

JC

Avatard · 06-28-2011, 06:05 PM

Shit, this reminds me of my favorite fag joke:

Q: What's the best opening line in a fag bar?
A: "Can I push in your stool?"

tommymac · 06-28-2011, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

If your urethra is full of shit then either you've got some serious internal routing issues, or your 'partner' didn't go first.

I have actualy seen that twice in the hospital, well one was out the vagina, not the urethra.

Papa_Complex · 06-28-2011, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by tommymac

I have actualy seen that twice in the hospital, well one was out the vagina, not the urethra.

As I can't imagine option 2 being the cause, I'll stand behind option 1.

askmrjesus · 06-28-2011, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

As I can't imagine option 2 being the cause, I'll stand behind option 1.

Honestly, it's probably not a good idea to stand in front of either one.

Shit, you said "stand behind".

That's an entirely different joke.

JC

tommymac · 06-28-2011, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Honestly, it's probably not a good idea to stand in front of either one.

Shit, you said "stand behind".

That's an entirely different joke.

JC

In the ER, where you stand is quite important, been a few yrs since I hav ebeen hit with any projectile substances from the human body LOL

Papa_Complex · 06-28-2011, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Honestly, it's probably not a good idea to stand in front of either one.

Shit, you said "stand behind".

That's an entirely different joke.

JC

If everything is coming out urethra side then it sounds like behind is exactly where i want to be, if I want to avoid flying bodily waste. Bloody bunch of fudge-packing mutants.

Tsunami · 06-28-2011, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by tommymac

In the ER, where you stand is quite important, been a few yrs since I hav ebeen hit with any projectile substances from the human body LOL

Uggh where should I be standing and where should I not be standing?

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