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Old 05-17-2010, 01:20 PM   #1
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Nobody said rub one out? Fuckin liars
I love to poop. I love to whack off. At one point in my life I thought I would love to do both at the same time... I was wrong.

Side note, I was at work for a brief time on Saturday... I went into the bathroom and there was a guy in there... in a stall... with the lights off. I thought he was probably crankin it... I did my business, only to return a half hour later (round #2, pun intended)... lights off, different stall occupied. I didn't see the guy, but I'd be willing to bet that same creepy motherfucker was in there whackin' it again.
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Old 05-17-2010, 01:25 PM   #2
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I love to poop. I love to whack off. At one point in my life I thought I would love to do both at the same time... I was wrong.

Side note, I was at work for a brief time on Saturday... I went into the bathroom and there was a guy in there... in a stall... with the lights off. I thought he was probably crankin it... I did my business, only to return a half hour later (round #2, pun intended)... lights off, different stall occupied. I didn't see the guy, but I'd be willing to bet that same creepy motherfucker was in there whackin' it again.
Are the lights on a timer on the weekends? Some places do that.
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Old 05-17-2010, 01:33 PM   #3
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Are the lights on a timer on the weekends? Some places do that.
We put sticks with flags on them in the stalls for that. I refuse to use those nasty mofos.
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Old 05-17-2010, 02:03 PM   #4
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I love to poop. I love to whack off. At one point in my life I thought I would love to do both at the same time... I was wrong.

Side note, I was at work for a brief time on Saturday... I went into the bathroom and there was a guy in there... in a stall... with the lights off. I thought he was probably crankin it... I did my business, only to return a half hour later (round #2, pun intended)... lights off, different stall occupied. I didn't see the guy, but I'd be willing to bet that same creepy motherfucker was in there whackin' it again.
Ill beat mine anywhere
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