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Old 12-20-2009, 07:51 PM   #41
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^^^^^^ The cold and boredom got to you, didn't it? LOL
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Old 12-20-2009, 09:50 PM   #42
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Old 12-21-2009, 12:51 AM   #43
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I like how most of these assume that the female has control of the relationship...
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Old 12-21-2009, 03:20 AM   #44
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I like how most of these assume that the female has control of the relationship...
most of us don't get them fresh out of grade school so there tends to be a constant shift of control....
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Old 12-21-2009, 06:03 AM   #45
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Old 12-21-2009, 09:04 AM   #46
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most of us don't get them fresh out of grade school so there tends to be a constant shift of control....
Hardy, har, har! MOST of you don't have the balls to take control of your relationships regardless of the girl's age. Most of you can't seem to realize that it's something like 2-1 female to male and that we actually have the upper hand in this situation. Most of you don't realize that a woman will respect you and want you more if you take charge and don't allow her to run the show. Most of you allow yourselves to be controlled by your dick and have yet to realize that your SO has a pussy, not THE pussy!

I'm not saying that you should be an asshole but the fawning and ass kissing isn't really getting you anywhere. Invariably, the women that I have treated to best, have been the ones that have cheated on me or treated me the worse. They need us as much, if not more than we need them. Realize this and truly understand it. Unfortunately, the equal partnership thing is almost impossible (women that tell you that they have it are really in charge), if someone is going to be the boss, why not make sure that it is you?
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Old 12-21-2009, 09:55 AM   #47
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Most of you can't seem to realize that it's something like 2-1 female to male and that we actually have the upper hand in this situation.
This isn't even close to being right.
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Old 12-21-2009, 10:09 AM   #48
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This isn't even close to being right.
It's this very mindset that is the root of this problem. You HAVE to believe this way to gain the upper hand! When you factor in marriage, homosexuality, age, etc...by the time a man and a woman are about 35 or so the odds fall steeply in our favor! At least world wide. I must admit that there has been a steep increase in males being born in the last few decades... boo, hiss!

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Old 12-21-2009, 10:21 AM   #49
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MOST of you don't have the balls to take control of your relationships regardless of the girl's age.
What exactly is controlling a relationship? Aren't relationships a 2 way street?Both parties can be completely happy without one or the other having "control".
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Old 12-21-2009, 10:42 AM   #50
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It's this very mindset that is the root of this problem. You HAVE to believe this way to gain the upper hand! When you factor in marriage, homosexuality, age, etc...by the time a man and a woman are about 35 or so the odds fall steeply in our favor! At least world wide. I must admit that there has been a steep increase in males being born in the last few decades... boo, hiss!
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What exactly is controlling a relationship? Aren't relationships a 2 way street?Both parties can be completely happy without one or the other having "control".
Not if you are a "MAN"

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