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Old 05-01-2009, 08:48 AM   #41
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At least she didn't follow it with: "You don't know?!? THEN YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!"



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according to the article tell him to drink ginger tea...
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 05-01-2009, 09:01 AM   #42
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Just to respond to what I read last night, it wouldn't be fun in here if we all were like I treat my wife with the respect she deserves and listen to her and care about our feelings. We have a sex filled healthy relationship.

When guys start talking like that to other guys, the whole "I think I'm gay" talk comes next, then there is the "yep, I'm gay" speech. (yes stolen from 40 year old virgin)
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Old 05-01-2009, 09:08 AM   #43
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Thread fail!!!
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Old 05-01-2009, 10:02 AM   #44
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Hmmmm. So the females worth talking too, are only the ones that don't mind your lame attempts at leg humping?

Interesting.

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Old 05-01-2009, 10:08 AM   #45
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Oh this thread makes me want to send my husband a quick "I love you" text. He's awesome.
Have you heard him during locker room talk?
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Old 05-01-2009, 10:10 AM   #46
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I've come to the conclusion that this chick has at least one milliliter too much estrogen in her system. How could anyone in there right mind post something so inane and then have the unmitigated audacity to expect anyone to understand what the fuck she is talking about? It's High School all over again except it's not cute and neither are the participants.

There are three, maybe four females worth talking to on this board and the rest are here to either babysit their significant others or to make random nuisances of themselves. What, having your own completely private area for this kind of menses wasn't good enough for you? Yeesh...

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Hmmmm. So the females worth talking too, are only the ones that don't mind your lame attempts at leg humping?

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Old 05-01-2009, 10:52 AM   #47
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Is it a Hello Kitty vibrator???




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Old 05-01-2009, 11:03 AM   #48
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no way!!!!

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JUST KIDDING!! I don't have and don't want one of these!!!
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Some women just have no desire. The day I got a vasectomy, she didn't want sex anymore. She wanted more kids and I didn't. I don't ever watch porn, or surf the web at all when I am at home. She is a spoiled housewife who doesn't work and I take care of all of her needs, she just doesn't take care of mine. Evey ones situation is different so you cant judge and say she's not giving it up because you suck in bed or you are an asshole. She just has no desire because we can't procreate anymore. It's not that I never get it but once a month is no where near how much I want it. Might as well be nothing compared to the 7 times a day we did it before we had kids.
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Old 05-01-2009, 11:13 AM   #50
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Some women just have no desire. The day I got a vasectomy, she didn't want sex anymore. She wanted more kids and I didn't. I don't ever watch porn, or surf the web at all when I am at home. She is a spoiled housewife who doesn't work and I take care of all of her needs, she just doesn't take care of mine. Evey ones situation is different so you cant judge and say she's not giving it up because you suck in bed or you are an asshole. She just has no desire because we can't procreate anymore. It's not that I never get it but once a month is no where near how much I want it. Might as well be nothing compared to the 7 times a day we did it before we had kids.
you can poke fun at anyone now though, without them taking it serious.
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