05-28-2011, 06:01 PM | #1 |
token jewboy
Join Date: Nov 2008
Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man
Posts: 10,799
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how do you pay tolls?
I have a 25 step process to paying tolls.
1. pull up to toll booth 2. stop bike, shut it off this might take some time 3. get off bike 4. open tank bag, look inside, close tank bag 5. open tail bag , look inside, close tail bag 6. put hand on hip, scratch head 7. search pockets in riding jacket 8. give finger to car behind you that is honking 9. search pockets in riding pants 10. put hand on hip, scratch head, make angry grunting sound 11. open tank bag again, look inside tank bag again close tank bag 12. have idea, hold up finger to watch the shadow from the lightbulb iluminated above head 13. remove top of 1 piece suit 14. pull 1 piece suit down to ankle level 15. remove money from wallet in jeans 16. pay toll 17. pull up suit, zip up tight, adjust balls 18. ensure tail bag is closed 19. ensure tank bag is closed 20. mount bike 21. attempt to start bike 22. look around like an idiot 23. put up kick stand, turn kill switch back to the weird circle setting 24. wave at car behind you that is now honking insecantly and cursing at you 25. ride away
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