How Do You Pass The Time - Page 5

OneSickPsycho · 05-17-2010, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave

Nobody said rub one out? Fuckin liars

I love to poop. I love to whack off. At one point in my life I thought I would love to do both at the same time... I was wrong.

Side note, I was at work for a brief time on Saturday... I went into the bathroom and there was a guy in there... in a stall... with the lights off. I thought he was probably crankin it... I did my business, only to return a half hour later (round #2, pun intended)... lights off, different stall occupied. I didn't see the guy, but I'd be willing to bet that same creepy motherfucker was in there whackin' it again.

Rider · 05-17-2010, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

I love to poop. I love to whack off. At one point in my life I thought I would love to do both at the same time... I was wrong.

Side note, I was at work for a brief time on Saturday... I went into the bathroom and there was a guy in there... in a stall... with the lights off. I thought he was probably crankin it... I did my business, only to return a half hour later (round #2, pun intended)... lights off, different stall occupied. I didn't see the guy, but I'd be willing to bet that same creepy motherfucker was in there whackin' it again.

Are the lights on a timer on the weekends? Some places do that.

VatorMan · 05-17-2010, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Rider

Are the lights on a timer on the weekends? Some places do that.

We put sticks with flags on them in the stalls for that.

I refuse to use those nasty mofos.

Dave · 05-17-2010, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

I love to poop. I love to whack off. At one point in my life I thought I would love to do both at the same time... I was wrong.

Side note, I was at work for a brief time on Saturday... I went into the bathroom and there was a guy in there... in a stall... with the lights off. I thought he was probably crankin it... I did my business, only to return a half hour later (round #2, pun intended)... lights off, different stall occupied. I didn't see the guy, but I'd be willing to bet that same creepy motherfucker was in there whackin' it again.

Ill beat mine anywhere

NONE_too_SOFT · 05-17-2010, 03:55 PM

How long are you guys all shitting for? I like to get in and out most times, < 45 seconds. After altering my diet and eating healthier i can usually get away w/ a clean sweep 75% of the time now.

OneSickPsycho · 05-17-2010, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Rider

Are the lights on a timer on the weekends? Some places do that.

No, they are switched... I turned them on both times.

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Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT

How long are you guys all shitting for? I like to get in and out most times, < 45 seconds. After altering my diet and eating healthier i can usually get away w/ a clean sweep 75% of the time now.

Depends how 'ready' I am... I can get it done in under a minute most times... the rest is just enjoying the smell of my brand and killing time.

Tmall · 05-17-2010, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT

How long are you guys all shitting for? I like to get in and out most times, < 45 seconds. After altering my diet and eating healthier i can usually get away w/ a clean sweep 75% of the time now.

I would feel like I'm wasting my time. If it's not a solid ten minutes on company time, it's not worth the effort of wiping it as far as I'm concerned.

Really, eating, sleeping, fucking and shitting are THE four gifts of life. Each of the four are a gift to be enjoyed. If you're not making the most of all four you're wasting your life.

NONE_too_SOFT · 05-17-2010, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Tmall

I would feel like I'm wasting my time. If it's not a solid ten minutes on company time, it's not worth the effort of wiping it as far as I'm concerned.

Really, eating, sleeping, fucking and shitting are THE four gifts of life. Each of the four are a gift to be enjoyed. If you're not making the most of all four you're wasting your life.

oh shit i didnt even realize we were counting work shits... yea i just spent about 20 minutes sleeping on the shitter at the hospital. there are SO many choice locations for taking a dump around here. but i'll go, wipe, and then just sit with my junk hangin in the breeze.

:edit: normally i hold my shit in until critical mass, its a thing i've done since childhood. I have impressive submission ability. So when i DO decide to go im usually occupied with something else at home

Tmall · 05-17-2010, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT

oh shit i didnt even realize we were counting work shits... yea i just spent about 20 minutes sleeping on the shitter at the hospital. there are SO many choice locations for taking a dump around here. but i'll go, wipe, and then just sit with my junk hangin in the breeze.

Fuckin' right.. We have magazine racks hanging on the doors if you know where to go. And I have IBS. I know where to go...

NONE_too_SOFT · 05-17-2010, 04:10 PM

its strange i was just daydreaming earlier about a way to bribe the newspaper guy (he walks around the hospital all day announcing "newspaper" for pt's to buy one) to put a paper in my favorite crapper every day. Its a small bathroom back out of the way with only one- handicaped stall, wonderful mood lighting (slightly dim), and is always perfectly clean. i would eat lunch in there. i SHOULD eat lunch in there.

05-17-2010, 03:55 PM	#45
NONE_too_SOFT Chopstix / \ Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Akron OH Moto: 03 CBR RR Posts: 5,350	How long are you guys all shitting for? I like to get in and out most times, < 45 seconds. After altering my diet and eating healthier i can usually get away w/ a clean sweep 75% of the time now.

05-17-2010, 04:10 PM	#50
NONE_too_SOFT Chopstix / \ Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Akron OH Moto: 03 CBR RR Posts: 5,350	its strange i was just daydreaming earlier about a way to bribe the newspaper guy (he walks around the hospital all day announcing "newspaper" for pt's to buy one) to put a paper in my favorite crapper every day. Its a small bathroom back out of the way with only one- handicaped stall, wonderful mood lighting (slightly dim), and is always perfectly clean. i would eat lunch in there. i SHOULD eat lunch in there.