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Old 11-12-2008, 01:09 AM   #41
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I was hoping for a more detailed story about the decoys. You let me down OSP.
It was posted on the old site back when it happened... On the way back from Canada the weekend before moving to FL... Drewpy has the grand idea that we will go smoke Cuban cigars...
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Old 11-14-2008, 06:27 PM   #42
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Knee puck to the helmet front straight at grattan.
Knee puck to the leg on the street.
Lots of birds including one to the chest that fell in my lap and was tossed to another rider. I also ducked one that hit back seater in the face shield.
Pack of cigs from friend in front of me.
June bug I thought some one tossed a chocolate ice cream cone out of a car.
Rabbit.
Mouse.
Phesant.
Dead coon.
A deer tail still connected to the deer at about 90mph. Thank God I did not hit the whole thing.
Tire in the road on the freeway at 70mph middle of the night.
Almost hit a V-8 engine that fell out of the truck in front of me.
Turtles and frogs are always on Grattan I have hit many of them. (frogs are slippery)
While passing a bus on the freeway it hit a deer and I got covered in yuck.(blood is sticky)
Police horse crap in east lansing(after a MSU foot ball game)
Railroad track with steel grate missing bent rim all to crap.
I also ran into the back of a friends Katana we started to leave a stop sign and then he stoped after rolling about 10 feet. Poked a hole in the F2 radiator with his pipe.
A whole mess of mayflys, they taste real bad.

Ok thats all I can remember in 15 years of riding.
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Old 11-14-2008, 09:58 PM   #43
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It was posted on the old site back when it happened... On the way back from Canada the weekend before moving to FL... Drewpy has the grand idea that we will go smoke Cuban cigars...
And you boys tried to get me to go with you... crazy bastards
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Old 11-14-2008, 10:56 PM   #44
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ran through a huge pile of fresh horse shit, covered everything


ran into a toyota corolla, then it ran over me, and broke a lot of my bones that i happened to have liked not being broken
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Old 11-15-2008, 10:51 AM   #45
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And you boys tried to get me to go with you... crazy bastards
And you didn't go because of your bleedin' vagina.
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Old 11-15-2008, 02:15 PM   #46
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Knee puck to the helmet front straight at grattan.
Knee puck to the leg on the street.
Lots of birds including one to the chest that fell in my lap and was tossed to another rider. I also ducked one that hit back seater in the face shield.
Pack of cigs from friend in front of me.
June bug I thought some one tossed a chocolate ice cream cone out of a car.
Rabbit.
Mouse.
Phesant.
Dead coon.
A deer tail still connected to the deer at about 90mph. Thank God I did not hit the whole thing.
Tire in the road on the freeway at 70mph middle of the night.
Almost hit a V-8 engine that fell out of the truck in front of me.
Turtles and frogs are always on Grattan I have hit many of them. (frogs are slippery)
While passing a bus on the freeway it hit a deer and I got covered in yuck.(blood is sticky)
Police horse crap in east lansing(after a MSU foot ball game)
Railroad track with steel grate missing bent rim all to crap.
I also ran into the back of a friends Katana we started to leave a stop sign and then he stoped after rolling about 10 feet. Poked a hole in the F2 radiator with his pipe.
A whole mess of mayflys, they taste real bad.

Ok thats all I can remember in 15 years of riding.

annnnnnnnnnnd remind me not to go anywhere with you
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Old 11-15-2008, 02:26 PM   #47
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In 15 years of riding a lot of crap happens. I have about 100,000 miles in on sport bikes.
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Old 11-15-2008, 03:00 PM   #48
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Oddly enough, I've never run anything unusual over in 6 or 7 years of riding.
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Old 11-16-2008, 02:08 AM   #49
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And you didn't go because of your bleedin' vagina.
Crazy truth... bled thru all the tampons you gave me from your secret stash...
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Old 11-16-2008, 11:48 AM   #50
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I've taken out a few squirrels. No loss, IMO. Rats with furry tails.
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