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Old 12-21-2008, 08:52 PM   #41
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And apparently no penis.
No, no, no.

He had a huge penis.

Why do you think he needed such a big scarf?

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Old 12-22-2008, 07:49 AM   #42
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Must not have worked very well. All those female assistants and not one stop at the tobacconist's for rubbers. Time for a little interstellar Viagra.
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Old 12-22-2008, 10:12 AM   #43
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I don't think a time lord would need rubbers.

Just bang the assistant, back up a few weeks and kick her out.

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Old 12-22-2008, 01:04 PM   #44
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I don't think a time lord would need rubbers.

Just bang the assistant, back up a few weeks and kick her out.

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Old 12-22-2008, 07:07 PM   #45
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Old 12-23-2008, 04:59 AM   #46
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whats gheyer, scarf or turtle neck?
per Mitch Hedberg:

"Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy... all day..."
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Old 12-23-2008, 07:16 AM   #47
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per Mitch Hedberg:

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I don't think a time lord would need rubbers.

Just bang the assistant, back up a few weeks and kick her out.

JC
I guess they never bothered to show the part when he heaved a partially clothed Peri out the TARDIS doors and into some village square in Glasgow, in much the same way that his ship didn't seem to have a bathroom. Must have gotten pretty ripe in there over the centuries.

While he could probably get away with kicking Sarah Jane Smith out the door, with a smile and promise to call (though he never would), doing the same to Leela might leave one short a few fingers.... or something that might not regenerate.
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Old 12-23-2008, 10:04 AM   #49
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i like a fella with a flair for fashion. don't listen to these guys. go your own way, man.
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Scarves aren't fashion. Cool shit is fashion.
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