12-02-2009, 11:27 AM | #41 | |
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because its not really any of our business???
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12-02-2009, 03:18 PM | #42 |
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12-02-2009, 04:09 PM | #43 | |
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12-02-2009, 04:10 PM | #44 |
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What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards.
Why did Tiger Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree? He couldn’t decide between an iron or a wood. Tiger Woods wife is the only person who can beat him with a golf club! What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing What club did Elin use to 'rescue' her husband? A bitching wedge. The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods' crash. They are calling it, " Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger. Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new name?: Cheetah Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the second hole.
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12-02-2009, 09:21 PM | #45 |
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12-02-2009, 09:52 PM | #46 | |
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Aside from that, Tiger is one of the richest and most famous athletes in the history of earth...why the fuck can't he just bring a woman home to share with his wife. Have a $10,000 bottle of wine, light a fire, and have a romantic threesome. If not for that, then why the fuck would you even bother getting rich? Hell, I don't even have a fucking job right now and I can manage that. Shit is weak...very weak.
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12-02-2009, 10:41 PM | #47 |
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So it came out today that another girl has come forward as being Tiggers mistress, how many holes has he been playing?
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12-02-2009, 11:05 PM | #48 | |
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As of now I'm limited to Carmen Electra and Megan Fox if they happen to trip, fall, and land on my dick. In other news our government is actually doing shit that is going to fuck up our lives. But who gives a shit about that? Some guy who can play well with balls had a fender bender with a golf club.
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12-03-2009, 06:39 AM | #49 |
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12-03-2009, 07:46 AM | #50 |
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