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Old 05-13-2008, 10:42 AM   #41
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It puts the lot....lotion, fuck that, it goes to the dermatologist and the plastic surgeon before it gets in my hole again.
No amount of dermabration or plastic surgery is going to help her. Maybe she should consider becoming Muslim so she can hide her damn face.
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:43 AM   #42
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it's got to be a dude. That picture seriously makes me want to hurl.
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:45 AM   #43
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it's got to be a dude. That picture seriously makes me want to hurl.
Even with the photoshop she/he/it still doesnt look remotely attractive.
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:48 AM   #44
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Even with the photoshop she/he/it still doesnt look remotely attractive.
Thats because small flaws can be fixed with photoshop and/or plastic surgery, but natural ugly is forever.
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:48 AM   #45
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Even with the photoshop she/he/it still doesnt look remotely attractive.
it just became useless. after i fixed her eyes, teeth, complextion, and skin tone, it was like HOLY shit it doesnt look any better.
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:57 AM   #46
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...yeah its his sister. This, children, is why incest is bad.
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