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Old 01-25-2011, 02:27 PM   #41
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No, I park in the handicapped spaces....

while handicapped people
make handicapped faces?
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Old 01-25-2011, 02:34 PM   #42
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This joke was already made ulysses s unoriginalson
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Old 01-25-2011, 02:55 PM   #43
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When I was drivnig brand new Mercedes Benz vehicles I would park them at the back of the lot. Sometimes some insecure jealous cocksucker would think its funny to come park next to me, and I got tired of it. So I started hiding under my car and when they would park next to me and get out I'd slash their Achlilles' tendon, handcuff them, park my Benz on their leg and fuck their sister in front of them.

So much fun.
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Old 01-25-2011, 03:03 PM   #44
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I like how it even crosses some people's minds that somebody else would be jealous over their vehicle choice. Are people really THAT full of themselves?
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Old 01-25-2011, 03:09 PM   #45
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Do you think people actually damage other peoples vehicles because it's jealousy?

I'm honestly curious on this one. Why would you go to the trouble of harassing someone who is parked normally, just far out to avoid accidents?
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Old 01-25-2011, 03:10 PM   #46
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Do you think people actually damage other peoples vehicles because it's jealousy?

I'm honestly curious on this one. Why would you go to the trouble of harassing someone who is parked normally, just far out to avoid accidents?
Because..... and follow me here, because this is a wild theory that science would never support...... people are assholes.
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Old 01-25-2011, 03:13 PM   #47
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Because..... and follow me here, because this is a wild theory that science would never support...... people are assholes.
This is why I parked next to people parked away from everyone else. Just to piss them off. I didn't care about their car, but I knew they cared about their car enough to avoid others.
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This is why I parked next to people parked away from everyone else. Just to piss them off. I didn't care about their car, but I knew they cared about their car enough to avoid others.
I don't park at the edges of parking lots because I love my car. It's because I don't like people.
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Because..... and follow me here, because this is a wild theory that science would never support...... people are assholes.
Well, that explains it.

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This is why I parked next to people parked away from everyone else. Just to piss them off. I didn't care about their car, but I knew they cared about their car enough to avoid others.
That is so you. *sigh*
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Old 01-25-2011, 03:25 PM   #50
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Do you think people actually damage other peoples vehicles because it's jealousy?

I'm honestly curious on this one. Why would you go to the trouble of harassing someone who is parked normally, just far out to avoid accidents?
Why is it harassment if I'm using a public lot just like they are. Are they entitled to have a buffer zone because they think their car is better than the rest of the cars in the lot?

I do it for the same reason Trip does it. It makes me laugh a little.
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