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Old 03-27-2009, 06:04 PM   #41
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I'd rather be used for an episode of Myth Busters
You can donate yourself to the UT body farm that we have up here. It's a pretty fucked up place.

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according to the article tell him to drink ginger tea...
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 03-27-2009, 06:12 PM   #42
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fuck that... I wanna be blown up on TV!
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Old 03-27-2009, 07:46 PM   #43
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I want a wake. One where they prop my body in the corner and have a truly riotous party in the room. Then, the next evening, when everyone has a hangover, they take me to the pile of kindling and logs on a cliff overlooking the ocean. As the sun sets, Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries" plays, bottles of Scotch are passed back and forth, and the funeral pyre cremates me. Afterwards, everyone starts to think about who they can bump off so that there can be another wake and funeral pyre that was as fucking good a party as they just had. Imitation in the sincerest form of flattery.
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Old 03-27-2009, 09:17 PM   #44
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