texts from last night - Page 5

asdgirl · 09-10-2009, 12:07 AM

(404): I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today

Cruzergirl · 09-10-2009, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by asdgirl

(404): I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today

wildchild · 09-10-2009, 10:13 AM

(202): did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...

this of course means she smelled it.

Flexin · 09-17-2009, 06:24 PM

Yummie!!!!

(905): Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich

James

Flexin · 09-17-2009, 09:56 PM

(202): therell be strippers and coke right?
(703): no strippers. just coke.
(202): i hate this fuckin recession

James

Jet · 09-17-2009, 10:35 PM

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(314): I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?

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(281): had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.

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(404): Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!

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(706): If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore

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(201): "women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
(1-201): damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy

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(403): let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.

HAHAHA, i might have to retire failblog

CrazyKell · 09-18-2009, 09:44 AM

(317): Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.

BOO YA!

KSGregman · 09-18-2009, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Flexin

(202): therell be strippers and coke right?
(703): no strippers. just coke.
(202): i hate this fuckin recession

James

Hahahahaha....holy shit, I laughed out loud at this one.

Flexin · 09-18-2009, 11:13 PM

(703): fucking a dude
(703): i mean: fucking a, dude
(703): wow, that comma made all the difference there

James

Mr Lefty · 09-18-2009, 11:37 PM

09-17-2009, 06:24 PM	#44
Flexin AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia Posts: 2,698	Yummie!!!! (905): Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich James __________________ "Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from" "f youre horny, lets do it, Ride it, my pony, My saddles waitin, Come and jump on it, If youre horny, lets do it" "I'm not a playa I just fuck a lot" "Round two, I'm down to Do, what it takes to make you Understand I'm the Candyman And I melt in your mouth, not in your hands Hard as rock, yes I'm no sucka The boots I knock make me one bad mutha"

09-17-2009, 09:56 PM	#45
Flexin AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia Posts: 2,698	(202): therell be strippers and coke right? (703): no strippers. just coke. (202): i hate this fuckin recession James __________________ "Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from" "f youre horny, lets do it, Ride it, my pony, My saddles waitin, Come and jump on it, If youre horny, lets do it" "I'm not a playa I just fuck a lot" "Round two, I'm down to Do, what it takes to make you Understand I'm the Candyman And I melt in your mouth, not in your hands Hard as rock, yes I'm no sucka The boots I knock make me one bad mutha"

09-18-2009, 11:13 PM	#49
Flexin AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia Posts: 2,698	(703): fucking a dude (703): i mean: fucking a, dude (703): wow, that comma made all the difference there James __________________ "Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from" "f youre horny, lets do it, Ride it, my pony, My saddles waitin, Come and jump on it, If youre horny, lets do it" "I'm not a playa I just fuck a lot" "Round two, I'm down to Do, what it takes to make you Understand I'm the Candyman And I melt in your mouth, not in your hands Hard as rock, yes I'm no sucka The boots I knock make me one bad mutha"

09-10-2009, 12:07 AM	#41
asdgirl Canyon Carver Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Atlanta, GA Moto: 70cc Zuma Posts: 308	(404): I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today

09-10-2009, 10:13 AM	#43
wildchild cruiser Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: on the run Moto: '09 HD superglide, 16 Yamaha FZ 09 Posts: 2,749	(202): did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this... this of course means she smelled it.

09-18-2009, 09:44 AM	#47
CrazyKell Vrooom Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: 06 ZX6R Posts: 4,427	(317): Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow. BOO YA!

09-18-2009, 11:37 PM	#50
Mr Lefty TWFix Legend Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Denver CO Moto: 01 BMW F650GS Dakar Posts: 15,677