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Old 07-20-2009, 03:11 PM   #41
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I thought of another one. I want to be one of those people thats paid to be a bad guy. You know, the ones who will break into places like top secret offices, government offices, military installations etc. to show the flaws in their systems.
I can't remember now what he called it but my husband wants to be the get away guy for any situation. A wheel guy or something dumb like that? He's got car, armored truck, bike and plane down, but he still needs a CDL and a boat license (or whatever you would call that) and I'm sure a few other things.
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Old 07-20-2009, 03:13 PM   #42
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Dude, its my dream, dont ruin it.

Not every day of ANY job is going to be exciting and adventuresome, but I dont think you are thinking the same type of thing I am.

Companies actually employ these people as regular staff to find the flaws in the systems, and I think it would be fun. Thats all. Find your own, dont pick on mine cuz you didnt think of it first.

I whole heartily apologize for my post.
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Old 07-20-2009, 03:15 PM   #43
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I want to ride motorcycles for a living....
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Old 07-20-2009, 03:17 PM   #44
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Old 07-20-2009, 03:18 PM   #45
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I thought of another one. I want to be one of those people thats paid to be a bad guy. You know, the ones who will break into places like top secret offices, government offices, military installations etc. to show the flaws in their systems.
ive done some of that as a cavalry scout. Its important that they dont know beforehand but man, you'd be amazed at what kind of things you can walk into
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Old 07-20-2009, 03:24 PM   #46
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ive done some of that as a cavalry scout. Its important that they dont know beforehand but man, you'd be amazed at what kind of things you can walk into
I was talking to a buddy the other day, his cousin or something does it for a living and his specialty is military bases. They actually were admitted on base with a library card, then broke into the security forces offices, left love notes for all the folks and stole the hard drive out of the bosses computer, took photos sitting in different top secret areas and were never even seen or questioned. Can you imagine?
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Old 07-20-2009, 03:56 PM   #47
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I was talking to a buddy the other day, his cousin or something does it for a living and his specialty is military bases. They actually were admitted on base with a library card, then broke into the security forces offices, left love notes for all the folks and stole the hard drive out of the bosses computer, took photos sitting in different top secret areas and were never even seen or questioned. Can you imagine?
I got to play infiltrator when i was in the army a couple times for a few other units, i got pretty good, even walking into a few commanders tents while they slept. it began not being so fun when the bounty went up for me. it ended when someone tried to take off my ear with the front sight of an m16. LOL
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Old 07-20-2009, 04:01 PM   #48
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I'd like to pilot mini-subs.

In fact, I think I'll go do that right now.

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Old 07-20-2009, 04:07 PM   #49
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I'd like to pilot mini-subs.

In fact, I think I'll go do that right now.

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Old 07-20-2009, 04:08 PM   #50
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Shit.

Any of you guys have a mini-sub I could borrow?

I'll bring it right back.

I swear.

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