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Old 06-03-2010, 01:05 AM   #51
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I had diarrhea for four days one time. I thought it would never stop. At one point I considered sticking a tampon up my butt. I wonder if a gigantic tampon can be constructed and inserted into the ocean hole?
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Old 06-03-2010, 01:21 AM   #52
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It's amazing once you've spent a portion of your life shitting so much your asshole bleeds how it effects your thinking forever.
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Old 06-03-2010, 01:58 AM   #53
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PErsonal accountability is the name of the game on this board. Unless you can pay somebody to take the blame for you apparently..
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Old 06-03-2010, 06:42 AM   #54
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Meanwhile BP is confiscating the clothing of allegedly "food poisoned" clean-up workers ..........and having them sign contracts saying they won't talk to the news media..... This on top of last week where they put a few hundred temporary workers on the ground right before Obama flew into town.......How convenient.
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Old 06-03-2010, 08:15 AM   #55
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That same crew was removed right after Obama left iirc as well
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Old 06-04-2010, 10:16 AM   #56
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That same crew was removed right after Obama left iirc as well
He's back today, so maybe more clean up workers will be dispatched. FUCK BP.
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Old 06-04-2010, 10:30 AM   #57
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Cap is on
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Old 06-04-2010, 10:31 AM   #58
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Cap is on
Still leaking.
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Old 06-04-2010, 10:48 AM   #59
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Still leaking.


No wonder, they sheared the pipe, instead of dislodging and sending down another diamond cutter. Idiots.
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Old 06-04-2010, 10:59 AM   #60
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If there's one thing I can say with absolute certainty it's that BP is a bunch of fuck ups.



Oh...and if you're looking for a good laugh and you're on Twitter....follow BPGlobalPR. It's a mockery of BP's handling of this shit.
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