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09-19-2009, 07:14 PM
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Like Gixxxxer But Not
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Dirty Jersey
Moto: 2008 ZX6R
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(425): You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
LMFAO!!! (301): I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been... (443): How'd that go? (301): Hes on his way with a baseball bat... I had an experience like that once...Dude found out I was Banging his Girl...I may or may not have said How's my Dick taste?...He was outside my apartment shortly thereafter
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09-20-2009, 10:48 AM
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Issukangitok
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Biloxi, MS
Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T
Posts: 2,225
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I have an app for this on my iPhone. It kicks ass.
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09-20-2009, 11:18 PM
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WERA Yellow Plate
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
Moto: 2003 Suzuki TL1000R, 2002 Honda CBR 600 F4i
Posts: 660
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(819): its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
(780): Did we use protection last night? (1-780): Um, no...keep in touch, okay? (937): i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot |
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09-21-2009, 08:40 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
Posts: 14,959
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 it's probably the best app I have when I need to laugh
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I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away. |
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09-21-2009, 02:05 PM
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AMA Supersport
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia
Posts: 2,698
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(347): Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
(650): So your saying just a blow job? James
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"Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from" "f youre horny, lets do it, Ride it, my pony, My saddles waitin, Come and jump on it, If youre horny, lets do it" "I'm not a playa I just fuck a lot" "Round two, I'm down to Do, what it takes to make you Understand I'm the Candyman And I melt in your mouth, not in your hands Hard as rock, yes I'm no sucka The boots I knock make me one bad mutha" |
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09-21-2009, 02:24 PM
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Custom User Title
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
Posts: 14,959
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(661): Duck you bitch
(661): Damn you autocorrect! (1-661): Wtf... 
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I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away. |
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09-22-2009, 03:00 PM
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AMA Supersport
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia
Posts: 2,698
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(204): Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
James
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"Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from" "f youre horny, lets do it, Ride it, my pony, My saddles waitin, Come and jump on it, If youre horny, lets do it" "I'm not a playa I just fuck a lot" "Round two, I'm down to Do, what it takes to make you Understand I'm the Candyman And I melt in your mouth, not in your hands Hard as rock, yes I'm no sucka The boots I knock make me one bad mutha" |
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09-22-2009, 04:17 PM
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AMA Supersport
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia
Posts: 2,698
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(503): I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
James
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"Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from" "f youre horny, lets do it, Ride it, my pony, My saddles waitin, Come and jump on it, If youre horny, lets do it" "I'm not a playa I just fuck a lot" "Round two, I'm down to Do, what it takes to make you Understand I'm the Candyman And I melt in your mouth, not in your hands Hard as rock, yes I'm no sucka The boots I knock make me one bad mutha" |
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: New York
Moto: 1993 ZX-11 2008 CBR1000rr
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09-22-2009, 07:46 PM
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AMA Supersport
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia
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(802): My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
(516): is she hot? (802): She is now (970): I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off James
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"Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from" "f youre horny, lets do it, Ride it, my pony, My saddles waitin, Come and jump on it, If youre horny, lets do it" "I'm not a playa I just fuck a lot" "Round two, I'm down to Do, what it takes to make you Understand I'm the Candyman And I melt in your mouth, not in your hands Hard as rock, yes I'm no sucka The boots I knock make me one bad mutha" |
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