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Old 01-18-2009, 09:10 AM   #61
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no fair, derf slipped roofies im my drink to get me in the closet
Sorry about that, but I did give you plenty of fair warning

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I was told you went willingly....

Furry handcuffs don't count.

And next time you see him, tell him I'd like for my other collar to be returned!
I don't think I have the collar, I still got the ball gag though, and you may need to crawl around for a while to get it back.


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So which one of you gave me herpes?
Sorry I'll take the blame for that one, but it wasn't actually me it was dave, the two of you really let your inhibitions go and your wild sides came out. Holy shit! The two of you are freaks. I promise I won't tell Rogue where that ball gag really was and where the collar still is. I can't believe you left it in there. Are we gonna tell dave that he still has it? Should we take him to the hospital to get it taken out, or are we waiting for it to come out naturally? You really got it far up in there, it could be a while before it makes its way out.
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Old 01-18-2009, 11:25 AM   #62
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ill admit to being a freak and a kink, the rest im denying vehemously
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Old 01-18-2009, 03:29 PM   #63
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Sorry I'll take the blame for that one, but it wasn't actually me it was dave, the two of you really let your inhibitions go and your wild sides came out. Holy shit! The two of you are freaks. I promise I won't tell Rogue where that ball gag really was and where the collar still is. I can't believe you left it in there. Are we gonna tell dave that he still has it? Should we take him to the hospital to get it taken out, or are we waiting for it to come out naturally? You really got it far up in there, it could be a while before it makes its way out.

All I know is that if we try to remove it from him, we probably shouldn't rip start it like a lawn mower. I did that at my last orgy and I was told to clean the walls and then never come back. Pretty sure she enjoyed it though.

At any rate, next time Rogue can we get a black light or something to light the party area up? I mean we all show up and then everything just went down hill. I got Flexin playin with my monkey balls, Derf is givin out herpes like Halloween candy and then somehow Dave engulfed the collar.

But yeah, I deny that any of this happened.
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Old 01-18-2009, 05:01 PM   #64
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Do the four of you need your own room at the rally? Really, Derf, if you prefer to bunk with your friends, that's fine. You won't hurt my feelings.

And you guys can keep the collar and the ball gag. If they've been in places they weren't orignially intended, I don't want them back...I'll just buy another.

P.S - I don't want to see any pics of what happened, so please stop sending them to me.
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Old 01-19-2009, 02:12 AM   #65
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Do the four of you need your own room at the rally? Really, Derf, if you prefer to bunk with your friends, that's fine. You won't hurt my feelings.

And you guys can keep the collar and the ball gag. If they've been in places they weren't orignially intended, I don't want them back...I'll just buy another.

P.S - I don't want to see any pics of what happened, so please stop sending them to me.
I wont make it to the rally, so you can take my place. Feel free to use a strap on and tennis balls, otherwise you might disappoint and confuse the guys.
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Old 01-19-2009, 02:54 AM   #66
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P.S - I don't want to see any pics of what happened, so please stop sending them to me.
Wait... theres pictures... lol j/k
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Old 01-19-2009, 03:02 AM   #67
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Wait... theres pictures... lol j/k
You have no idea
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Woh woh woh..... I thought you were joking about the pics!!!!! Holy shit!
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Old 01-19-2009, 03:21 AM   #69
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Woh woh woh..... I thought you were joking about the pics!!!!! Holy shit!
Where do you think I got the pic I posted earlier? And that was the tamest part of the picture!
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Where do you think I got the pic I posted earlier? And that was the tamest part of the picture!
I just brushed it off as it was not you.... hmmmmmm
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