Oh, Ladies?

[itgirl]

Originally Posted by Dave

I accept cash, checks, and paypal

the check is in the mail.

[derf]

This thread went from girls having a hard time riding to vajazzled pussies and fake tits (which are cool if not overdone). Wow

[Dave]

Woot! equity here I come

[fnfalman]

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

That's the one with the glitter, isn't it?

JC

Sunshine!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xvpi...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqdSy...eature=related

[pauldun170]

Originally Posted by Dave

$200,000 after tax gift that I can dump into my mortgage no strings attached?

[pauldun170]

Originally Posted by itgirl

men...boys...they're all only good for one thing.
$$$$
there isn't anything either one can do for me that i can't do for myself.

Its all e-clitoris until that first heavy box.

Its up to you to decide whether we talk about moving or obesity.

I just wanted to be part of this thread.

[Gas Man]

Originally Posted by Avatard

Especially since there are more single women than men in this world.

If you wanna create an embargo, there's always someone else available to easily replace you, and gladly so.

Women need to stop acting like having sex with us is a favor.

Exactly....

Originally Posted by skiergirl

withholding sex is like punishing yourself too....

No offense... but this is what I'm saying... the girl with the "I have the pussy so you jump thru hoops" mentality is automatically left behind for a much funner girl like skiergirl. She knows the sex is the fun so find something you like and have it.

Originally Posted by itgirl

only stating this in reference of being made the inferior sex. simply saying i have what boys want. therefore i have the upperhand in one aspect of life at least.

geez, you people are waaaaay too literal.

But the boys have what you want too... or maybe not and that's why you can run life this way.

Bottom line is this... you have pussy and we have cock. Now granted if you pull too much attitude your ball bearing filled, gas powered, super vibrator plus may be able to get you off, but it still won't be as good as some expierenced, blood filled cockola. Unless you're into wymen then... welll... can I watch?

Originally Posted by Avatard

Some "boys" may want plastic tits, spray-on tan, and a "I have the golden pussy" attitude, but I don't.

I prefer a more natural woman, who is comfortable with her own body, and sexuality, and doesn't even think to use it as a weapon.

YMMV.

I'll still take the plastic tits as long as she's good with it and doesn't present attitude.

The wife and I from the begining run a very simple few things. Be honest, up front, and straight forward. No BS, no games, no lies. Why cloud life with all the added bs?

[itgirl]

ok, i admit it.

my lame pussy joke = epic failure

now to go banish myself to the farthest corner of the internetz galaxy.

[Porkchop]

Originally Posted by fnfalman

Methinks your opinion is right.

I got out of the moto scene for nearly 15-years after 10-years of riding (but wasn't instructed properly - too kool for skool back then). Thankfully some wisdom seeped in and I decided to take the MSF basic course. Taught me a great many things I never learned the first ten years of riding.

Went out and bought me the BMW Rockster. The damn thing was tall (32" seat height) with high center of gravity AND a wet weight of around 600-lbs.

I was as careful as I could be and I dropped that mutha three times within the first week. Couldn't balance it because I wasn't used to the weight and the awkward handling of a bike that is much bigger and heavier than the 250 Nighthawk I rode in MSF course.

Not to derail everybody from shiney vajayjays and silicon valley.... but fnfalman, that bike in the left picture of your sig has a 32" seat height???? No way, that thing looks hella short in the picture. Especially compared to the Tuono next to it.