major announcement - Page 7

Kaneman · 08-12-2010, 03:27 PM

Dude don't let these guys scare you. Kids are a snap, you tell 'em what to do and they do it. They ask questions you give answers. When they get tall enough they can take over yard duties, wash dishes, and do all kinds of shit you hate to do. Why? Because room and board aint free motherfucker, you gotta earn it!

Selling shit on Craigslist is hard, kids are easy.

askmrjesus · 08-12-2010, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaneman

Selling shit on Craigslist is hard, kids are easy.

How much can you get for a kid on Craigslist?

I just saw a whole bus-full drive by.

JC

ericr · 08-13-2010, 12:05 AM

Congrats Tommy!

y'all figure out what caused that yet?

wildchild · 08-13-2010, 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Particle Man

My cat refuses to acknowledge my daughter

you know, somtimes i wish i would have used that philodsophy as well. LOL

kids are fun but man they will try your patience. LOL

Avatard · 08-13-2010, 08:07 PM

Awesome news Tom. Congrats, daddy. Ready for 18 years of insanity?

Hurry up and get that man space sorted NOW. You'll never have the chance again.

Also, if you want that advice on how to make sure you never have a tantrum prone child, hit me up. I can teach you a simple trick that will make sure it doesn't happen...but it needs to be done EARLY; like IN THE CRIB early.

Again, congratulations!

'73 H1 Triple · 08-13-2010, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Avatard

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Also, if you want that advice on how to make sure you never have a tantrum prone child, hit me up. I can teach you a simple trick that will make sure it doesn't happen...but it needs to be done EARLY; like IN THE CRIB early.

Again, congratulations!

Hit him up for the info. Although my wife and I don't have kids, well behaved kids are nice to see.

Temper tantum satan's spawn are a whole nother story......

Cass · 08-13-2010, 08:59 PM

Congrats Tommy!!

Uma · 08-13-2010, 09:40 PM

Oh my goll! Congratulations!

I don't believe in coinsidence so this was meant to be; don't think for a second that it was a mistake, even if it wasn't something you had on your 'to do' list.

Gas Man · 08-13-2010, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaneman

Dude don't let these guys scare you. Kids are a snap, you tell 'em what to do and they do it. They ask questions you give answers. When they get tall enough they can take over yard duties, wash dishes, and do all kinds of shit you hate to do. Why? Because room and board aint free motherfucker, you gotta earn it!

Selling shit on Craigslist is hard, kids are easy.

Quote:

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

How much can you get for a kid on Craigslist?

I just saw a whole bus-full drive by.

JC

If I would have been in a chair I would have fell out of my chair laughing!!!

Tsunami · 08-14-2010, 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Avatard

Ready for 18 years of insanity?

18 years if he's lucky

08-12-2010, 03:27 PM	#61
Kaneman AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Odessa, TX Moto: 2000 Honda CBR1100XX Blackbird Posts: 4,931	Dude don't let these guys scare you. Kids are a snap, you tell 'em what to do and they do it. They ask questions you give answers. When they get tall enough they can take over yard duties, wash dishes, and do all kinds of shit you hate to do. Why? Because room and board aint free motherfucker, you gotta earn it! Selling shit on Craigslist is hard, kids are easy. __________________ 1982 Honda XR80 - blown motor, 1993 Kawasaki ZX6D - sold, 2001 Suzuki Bandit 1200S - sold, 1984 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Kawasaki ZRX1200R - blown motor, 2007 Suzuki DL1000 V-Strom - totalled, 2003 Yamaha FZ1 - sold, 1994 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Honda CBR600F4i - sold, 1998 Suzuki DR350 - stolen, 1989 Honda Super Magna - sold, 2007 Yamaha Stratoliner, 2000 Honda CBR 1100XX Blackbird

08-13-2010, 08:07 PM	#65
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	Awesome news Tom. Congrats, daddy. Ready for 18 years of insanity? Hurry up and get that man space sorted NOW. You'll never have the chance again. Also, if you want that advice on how to make sure you never have a tantrum prone child, hit me up. I can teach you a simple trick that will make sure it doesn't happen...but it needs to be done EARLY; like IN THE CRIB early. Again, congratulations! __________________ Insert free thought here.

08-13-2010, 08:59 PM	#67
Cass Cassolicious! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Austin, TX Moto: SV Posts: 1,377	Congrats Tommy!! __________________ Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end: then stop.

08-13-2010, 09:40 PM	#68
Uma Better half of Gas Man Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: SE, MI Moto: '09 Harley Nightster Posts: 178	Oh my goll! Congratulations! I don't believe in coinsidence so this was meant to be; don't think for a second that it was a mistake, even if it wasn't something you had on your 'to do' list. __________________ ~Christine A quote should be like a miniskirt: long enough to convey the message but short enough to keep it interesting.