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Old 01-14-2009, 09:11 PM   #61
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So if I paid you 8 billion, i could cut off your arms/legs/wang/tongue/vocal chords (princess bride) and put you on a pole in the middle of times square so everyone could mock you?


The first thing I thought of was "To the PAIN!!"

I say, good for her. There are so many that give it away for the price of their own soul....
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Old 01-14-2009, 09:57 PM   #62
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My price is 8 billion. As long as it doesn't involve my wife or son getting hurt there's not anything I can think of I wouldn't do for 8 billion.

Torture a child to death by peeling her skin off with a carrot peeler while her mother watched?
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Old 01-14-2009, 10:18 PM   #63
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as dumb as this is-lets say the bid is real, and 3.7mil to the guy paying it is like 37 bucks to your average person. so while it looks retarded to us, he doesnt see anything wrong with it, its just something to do/story to tell.

that being said, he can go buy some virgins in other countries, who are hotter than this one-time whoretroll, and save alotta money.
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Old 01-14-2009, 10:29 PM   #64
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as dumb as this is-lets say the bid is real, and 3.7mil to the guy paying it is like 37 bucks to your average person. so while it looks retarded to us, he doesnt see anything wrong with it, its just something to do/story to tell.

that being said, he can go buy some virgins in other countries, who are hotter than this one-time whoretroll, and save alotta money.
its just an ego stroke to the dude. doesnt matter at all what she looks like he just wants to be able to say that he paid 3.7 for it. like i said before...dumb
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Old 01-14-2009, 11:30 PM   #65
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I would do two chicks at the same time for 3.7 million
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Old 01-15-2009, 01:28 PM   #66
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So if I paid you 8 billion, i could cut off your arms/legs/wang/tongue/vocal chords (princess bride) and put you on a pole in the middle of times square so everyone could mock you?
Nobody's cutting off my wang. But I'd probably give you a leg.

As for hurting a kid, I guess it would depend. Is it a Palestinian kid?

And 8b is my price. 7.5 isn't enough, and 9b is being greedy.
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