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Old 04-01-2010, 03:58 PM   #61
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What the hell...

1. Your age, location and profession. 17, Ohio, Pro-gamer

2. Your current bike's make and model. Describe how it looks, sounds, feels.
1993 Kawasaki EX"ninja"250R
Looks...The biggest POS you'll ever seen thats actually ride-able
Sounds? Think a pissed off garden tiller.
Feels...No answer

3. Your first bike and how you got it.
Ninja 250R, I sold $500 worth of RC cars to buy it

4. Your ideal bike.
Idea bike.... 2002-2004 Kawasaki ZX-6r

5. Do you fit the personality most often associated with whichever category of bike you have? Do the personalities of others you know fit their bikes' categories?
Per-say yes.
Young, Scrawny, dumbass... Wait am i under Crotch rockets or Crotch scooters? Anywho I guess you could say i fit the Careless, Stupid, Whippersnapper that rides Sports Bikes

The personality's of others fit their bikes Yes/No.


6. What does a bike say about its owner?
The bike can say nothings or everything about the owner.
Mine says....Dumbshit
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Old 05-04-2010, 04:39 PM   #62
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1. Your age, location and profession.

2043, everywhere, personal savior.

3. Thoughts about working for a car share although you prefer riding bikes.

I don't know, what's it pay?

4. Your current bike's make and model. Describe how it looks, sounds, feels.

Ducati, black, loud, fast, uncomfortable.

5. Your first bike and how you got it.

1974 Norton 850 Commando, gave a guy some money.

6. Your ideal bike.

Ducati, black, loud, faster, uncomfortable.

7. Do you fit the personality most often associated with whichever category of bike you have? Do the personalities of others you know fit their bikes' categories?

Yes. I'm a snotty elitist asshole, and snotty elitist assholes ride Ducatis.

Yes. They're all squids or fags or engineers.

8. What does a bike say about its owner?

Simple:

Ducati: Asshole
Harley: Fag
Suzuki: Squid
Kawasaki: Squid who likes the color of South American tree frogs.
Honda: Boring soulless squid.
Yamaha: Squid again.
BMW: Nerdy engineering type motherfuckers, who buy their camping gear at REI, and have wives named Gladys.

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Old 05-04-2010, 05:05 PM   #63
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8. What does a bike say about its owner?

Simple:

Ducati: Asshole
Harley: Fag
Suzuki: Squid
Kawasaki: Squid who likes the color of South American tree frogs.
Honda: Boring soulless squid.
Yamaha: Squid again.
BMW: Nerdy engineering type motherfuckers, who buy their camping gear at REI, and have wives named Gladys.

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Old 05-04-2010, 05:57 PM   #64
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So, if you're up for it, here are a few basic things I'd need:

1. Your age, location and profession.

36, Indiana, government work

What happened to number 2?


3. Thoughts about working for a car share although you prefer riding bikes.

don't know what a car share is

4. Your current bike's make and model. Describe how it looks, sounds, feels.

2009 Suzuki V-strom. Looks like a dual sport bike. sounds like a high speed sewing machine because it still has the stock exhaust. feels comfortable, whether riding on hard dirt roads or riding down the highway. Needs knobby tires to play well in loose dirt.

5. Your first bike and how you got it.

80-something kawasaki. A friend of a friend was selling this old POS cheap, so I bought it. That was probably 12 years ago, so I don't remember much about it

6. Your ideal bike.

Ideally, I'd like 3 bikes: a sport bike specifically for track only, a big comfortable bike for cross-country journeys, and a dirt bike for playing in the dirt. Can't afford all three right now, so I settled for a dual sport that's a bit more oriented for highway riding. I'll be buying an extra set of wheels and putting knobby tires on them so I can play when I want to.


7. Do you fit the personality most often associated with whichever category of bike you have? Do the personalities of others you know fit their bikes' categories?

Don't know what personality is associated with my bike. All I know is I like to ride bikes and have fun.

8. What does a bike say about its owner?

that we like to ride and enjoy the freedom that comes with it
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Old 05-04-2010, 06:03 PM   #65
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Oh, and here's a pic of how each type of biker likes to spend their time when not on a bike.
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Old 05-04-2010, 07:01 PM   #66
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Old 05-04-2010, 07:05 PM   #67
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4. Your ideal bike.
Idea bike.... 2002-2004 Kawasaki ZX-6r
03-04 were totally different than the 02
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Old 05-04-2010, 10:21 PM   #68
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4. Your ideal bike.
Idea bike.... 2002-2004 Kawasaki ZX-6r
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03-04 were totally different than the 02
Not to mention the two different models - ZX6R and ZX6RR.
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Old 05-05-2010, 12:47 PM   #69
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I'll be your Huckleberry


1. Your age, location and profession.

38; Ottawa, Canada; IT professional

3. Thoughts about working for a car share although you prefer riding bikes.

Working for a car share? I wouldn't want to be part of a car share. I make enough money to afford my own car, and I don't care about the environment enough to share a vehicle. Car shares are a step in the direction of communisim.

4. Your current bike's make and model. Describe how it looks, sounds, feels.

2008 Suzuki Hayabusa. It looks good(to me. Others, not so much). It sounds like every other I4 bike in the world, and it feels like a rocket propelled Killer Whale covered in KY about to jump the Grand Canyon in a speedo.

5. Your first bike and how you got it.

1982 Yamaha RD350. I bought it.

6. Your ideal bike.

No such thing.

7. Do you fit the personality most often associated with whichever category of bike you have? Do the personalities of others you know fit their bikes' categories?

This is the gayest question I have ever read. Stereotype much? Do you ask african americans if they stole something today? Do you ask asians if they like the taste of Cats? Do you ask gingers what it is like to live without a soul?

8. What does a bike say about its owner?

That the owner liked that bike enough to part with cash for it.
Another moronic question, BTW.
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Old 05-05-2010, 01:07 PM   #70
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I'll be your Huckleberry


1. Your age, location and profession.

38; Ottawa, Canada; IT professional

3. Thoughts about working for a car share although you prefer riding bikes.

Working for a car share? I wouldn't want to be part of a car share. I make enough money to afford my own car, and I don't care about the environment enough to share a vehicle. Car shares are a step in the direction of communisim.

4. Your current bike's make and model. Describe how it looks, sounds, feels.

2007 Suzuki Hayabusa. It looks good(to me. Others, not so much). It sounds like every other I4 bike in the world, and it feels like a rocket propelled Killer Whale covered in KY about to jump the Grand Canyon in a speedo.
5. Your first bike and how you got it.

1982 Yamaha RD350. I bought it.

6. Your ideal bike.

No such thing.

7. Do you fit the personality most often associated with whichever category of bike you have? Do the personalities of others you know fit their bikes' categories?

This is the gayest question I have ever read. Stereotype much? Do you ask african americans if they stole something today? Do you ask asians if they like the taste of Cats? Do you ask gingers what it is like to live without a soul?

8. What does a bike say about its owner?

That the owner liked that bike enough to part with cash for it.
Another moronic question, BTW.


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