Not All Microwavable Bowls Are Created Equal!

[AquaPython]

Originally Posted by rogue

back rubs - What's that?
sex - Again, what's that?

derf is leaving FL soon.

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather

I understand that....but there are plenty of people who still think that a woman should do all the household chores AND work a full time job.

Of course I say all that and right now, I am the only one with a job, am crippled and have to do all those things anyway. Man, what happened?!

Oh no, if we are both working full time, either we share the load or we hire someone. I'm not an ogre! I still want porno star level sex though!

[rogue]

Originally Posted by TIGGER

Hahahha! This thread got fun all of a sudden!

Orly?

[Archren]

Originally Posted by TIGGER

Oh no, if we are both working full time, either we share the load or we hire someone. I'm not an ogre! I still want porno star level sex though!

Sorry to burst your bubble, sweetheart, but pornstar does not equal awesome sex.

Not that I would know or anything.

[HurricaneHeather]

Originally Posted by TIGGER

I still want porno star level sex though!

Well then I hope you are a porn star.

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather

Well then I hope you are a porn star.

I could be baby! At the very least, I'd say that I'm up to Peter North's level! besides, when I say "pornstar" level I'm referring to holding nothing back sexually.

[Gas Man]

Originally Posted by TIGGER

What? Clean house, clean clothes, hot meals, back rubs, sex whenever you want it, companionship, an extra income, etc. What could possibly be negative about that?

Sounds about right to me.

clean house- check*
clean clothes - check*
hot meals - check*
back rubs - never
sex - check**
companionship - yep
extra income - oh yeah she pays for both cars, both bikes, cell phones, cable, and utilities.

* but we both do that stuff
** if we can get on the same schedule for desire.

[zed]

Originally Posted by TIGGER

What? Clean house, clean clothes, hot meals, back rubs, sex whenever you want it, companionship, an extra income, etc. What could possibly be negative about that?

:bigrofl::bigrofl:

[Angee]

Yes, I drudged this up, as I was too busy to really get in on it. :P



-clean house- I'm just good like that
-clean clothes - he does his, I do mine and the little one's, oldest might do his if I let his ass go out in dirty clothes, and then he'll forget about them until I bitch about the washer being full.
-hot meals - unless someone pisses me off, then it's every man for himself!
-back rubs - for about a minute
-sex - yep
-companionship - when we're not both sitting in a computer
-extra income - he makes enough, but I work too so we live comfortably for the most part. We could feasibly live off his income, but not mine. I don't see child support, so nothing extra to help out there.


Back on topic: I NEVER had luck with microwaves, and the food does NOT taste the same...I'll stick to doing food the old fashioned way, thankyouverymuch.

[Amorok]

Careful guys, you can't knock being married or KSgregman will tell you to get divorced, then wait in your bushes under your window for you to leave your spouse alone.

As for us, we really do have several of the married couple requirements Tigger wants, just not like he thinks.
Clean house - Ulu does this. It's a blessing and a curse though, because while everything is clean, you can never find anything. She moves your shit around and suddenly you don't own any shoes or keys.
Clean clothes - I am the laundry God. I seperate by colors, wash on the right cycle and temperature, I pre-treat stains and I can get blood out of a baby blue dress shirt while keeping the color safe. Ulu doesn't check pockets, puts everything in until the lid barely closes, puts it on cold if she remembers, and presses on. I let her do laundry sometimes, but not my nice clothes.
Hoy Meals - Ulu is great at this. She gets a little experimental at times, but I never cook and we always have food, so I can't complain. And she's a kitchen miracle worker, put her in a kitchen where there's millions of ingredients and every peice of equipment in the world and she'll just sit there and cry. But put her in my dorm room kitchen with nothing in it but eggs, paper plates, beer and some hot pockets, and she'll figure out how to make souffle.
Back rubs - Ulu has no idea how to do this. If we have a female friend who knows how she'll let that chick do it for me as long as she's there, but she can't do it herself. So I rub her back and if I have a hot friend that's capable she sub-contracts it out.
Sex - As long as I initiate, I can have sex whenever I want, and she'll do pretty much anything I want if I'm insistent. If I don't initiate we can go months without.
Companionship - Got that in spades. She's not too clingy, but we're comfortable with each other. It gets better the longer we're together. Except my DVR is full because of all the shows we can only watch together.
Extra income - She only really works to give her something to do, so the money she makes pays for the boy to be in day care, and that's mostly it. Although she has finally started paying for the maintenance on her car, which has made her realize that every two years isn't often enough. We're dropping her ride off today and it's only a thousand overdue for an oil change!