Dealing with neighbourhood cats? - Page 7

pauldun170 · 09-16-2011, 10:13 AM

Solution to problem found on page two. Everything else in this thread is just straight gangsta.
Thug Life

http://twowheelfix.com/showpost.php?...4&postcount=16

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askmrjesus · 09-16-2011, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pauldun170

Everything else in this thread is just straight gangsta.
Thug Life

Cuz dat's how we fuckin' roll, Homie.

JC

Tmall · 09-16-2011, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pauldun170

Solution to problem found on page two. Everything else in this thread is just straight gangsta.
Thug Life

http://twowheelfix.com/showpost.php?...4&postcount=16

http://twowheelfix.com/showpost.php?...6&postcount=20

My chili pepper/franks hot sauce smoothie seems to have worked on one spot so far...

Mikey · 09-16-2011, 07:43 PM

I used to have a stray cat problem, then a mean-ass possum took up residence under my driveway. I nearly never see the possum, but I suddenly never have wandering stray cats on my property.

Get you a mean-ass possum, and you'll be all set.

Particle Man · 09-17-2011, 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikey

I used to have a stray cat problem, then a mean-ass possum took up residence under my driveway. I nearly never see the possum, but I suddenly never have wandering stray cats on my property.

Get you a mean-ass possum, and you'll be all set.

I had one of those - my cat beat the crap out of it and it ran away.

Don't screw with her when she's
pissed:

(I let her out because she insisted on it, even though it was raining... She still blames me. I sleep with one eye open.)

101lifts2 · 09-17-2011, 05:52 PM

This is my take...

1. Kill the cat when it comes into your yard.
2. Skin it and cut it up for human consumption.
3. Get a shish kabob stick and some shish kabob vegetables.
4. Fry the cat and the vegetables and then put them on the stick.
5. Walk around the neighorhood eating the shish kabob.
6. If neighbor asks you if you have seen his cat, eat another piece of the meat on the shish kabob while licking fingers then say maybe, but I can't be for sure.

Problem solved.

Corey · 09-17-2011, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 101lifts2

This is my take...

1. Kill the cat when it comes into your yard.
2. Skin it and cut it up for human consumption.
3. Get a shish kabob stick and some shish kabob vegetables.
4. Fry the cat and the vegetables and then put them on the stick.
5. Walk around the neighorhood eating the shish kabob.
6. If neighbor asks you if you have seen his cat, eat another piece of the meat on the shish kabob while licking fingers then say maybe, but I can't be for sure.

Problem solved.

That's completely wasteful. You need to turn the pelt into gloves, or a catskin wallet.

Rangerscott · 09-17-2011, 06:52 PM

I'd kill one of them and feed it to the others. How freaked out will the other cats be when you tell them you just feed them one of their own. PWND BITCHES!

You could capture them and piss on them. See how they like it.

Kaneman · 09-19-2011, 10:18 PM

lol @ Catskin wallet!!!

Rangerscott · 09-20-2011, 12:39 AM

I'll lend it to you.

P.S. I like cats.

09-16-2011, 07:43 PM	#64
Mikey Raving Lunatic Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: San Antonio, Texas Moto: Concours 14 ABS, ZX6E Posts: 902	I used to have a stray cat problem, then a mean-ass possum took up residence under my driveway. I nearly never see the possum, but I suddenly never have wandering stray cats on my property. Get you a mean-ass possum, and you'll be all set. __________________ Slow is smooth, smooth is fast.

09-17-2011, 05:52 PM	#66
101lifts2 WSB Champion Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Anaheim, CA Moto: 2009 Kawi ZX6R Posts: 5,570	This is my take... 1. Kill the cat when it comes into your yard. 2. Skin it and cut it up for human consumption. 3. Get a shish kabob stick and some shish kabob vegetables. 4. Fry the cat and the vegetables and then put them on the stick. 5. Walk around the neighorhood eating the shish kabob. 6. If neighbor asks you if you have seen his cat, eat another piece of the meat on the shish kabob while licking fingers then say maybe, but I can't be for sure. Problem solved. __________________ Train Hard Ron Paul - 2012 Mark of Excellence GM

09-19-2011, 10:18 PM	#69
Kaneman AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Odessa, TX Moto: 2000 Honda CBR1100XX Blackbird Posts: 4,931	lol @ Catskin wallet!!! __________________ 1982 Honda XR80 - blown motor, 1993 Kawasaki ZX6D - sold, 2001 Suzuki Bandit 1200S - sold, 1984 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Kawasaki ZRX1200R - blown motor, 2007 Suzuki DL1000 V-Strom - totalled, 2003 Yamaha FZ1 - sold, 1994 Honda Magna - sold, 2001 Honda CBR600F4i - sold, 1998 Suzuki DR350 - stolen, 1989 Honda Super Magna - sold, 2007 Yamaha Stratoliner, 2000 Honda CBR 1100XX Blackbird

09-17-2011, 06:52 PM	#68
Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	I'd kill one of them and feed it to the others. How freaked out will the other cats be when you tell them you just feed them one of their own. PWND BITCHES! You could capture them and piss on them. See how they like it.

09-20-2011, 12:39 AM	#70
Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	I'll lend it to you. P.S. I like cats.