Jackass Ryan "PoS" Dunn Dead - Page 8

TYEster · 06-21-2011, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Porkchop

Fucking Glauren...

Ryan: "Desire huh? What the fuck does that mean? Does that mean you're into dudes with fuckin' long hair, smell like beer, have shitty tattoos; maybe they hang out at the bowling alley! Maybe, just maybe you'll go out back and rub their sick crotch, and he'll stick his hands down your pants. Meanwhile, your boyfriend's sittin' at home jerkin off to fuckin' gay porn..."

By far the best thing about that movie is Brandon's character. And the fact that he uses a horrible Van Damme accent.

"I give you....... THE REVERSE MICROWAVE!"

askmrjesus · 06-21-2011, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Tmall

Good of Ebert to keep his chin held high like that...

Which one?

JC

Particle Man · 06-21-2011, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Which one?

JC

Considering he has no jaw bone that's an interesting question

askmrjesus · 06-21-2011, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Particle Man

Considering he has no jaw bone that's an interesting question

I knew his shit was fucked up, but I didn't realize his jaw bone had been removed.

Then again, if he had his jawbone removed, maybe he should take that as a sign, that it's time to shut the fuck up.

JC

defector · 06-21-2011, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

I knew his shit was fucked up, but I didn't realize his jaw bone had been removed.

Then again, if he had his jawbone removed, maybe he should take that as a sign, that it's time to shut the fuck up.

JC

But now he has that super awesome Stephen Hawking computer voice.

Porkchop · 06-21-2011, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by TYEster

By far the best thing about that movie is Brandon's character. And the fact that he uses a horrible Van Damme accent.

"I give you....... THE REVERSE MICROWAVE!"

The one liners in that movie were awesome....

"Yeah. Before I met Hellboy. You know what your problem is? You always want shit to stay the same, okay? I need to get out there. I wanna play the field... of dicks.

Ryan: Ewww...."

"Did she just say "teenagers were meant to fuck"? "

"Ohh, wow, not so good. I lost my schedule at the beginning of the semester, and couldn't find my classes for like a month and a half. I end up getting three D's and an F, I mean, it's not that bad considering I passed."

"I will tell you everything, I'll let you know. You'll be so much smarter. Girls are like... a lake, you know? Like, you can jump right in, get in there, and then you're all used to it and everything's great. But come winter time
[snaps fingers], that shit's fuckin' frozen. Then you're fucked. That's why I know the difference: I always pull out of it.

Did you take acid???

.... Yeah....."

"Valo: Alright dude, seriously just relax okay? Look at that girl over there. She's reading a book alone. If that's not an invitation, I don't know what is.

Ryan: What are you talking about, Valo? It's a coffee shop. People like that come here to get away from people like us.

Valo: She is looking for ass, I can see it."

"Valo: You've got a fucking rhinoceros on your chest! What the hell did you do?

Ryan: I just got a tattoo...

Valo: It looks ri-Goddamn-diculous!"

"Valo: I popped the trunk for you!

Falcone: Yeah, I popped a boner for you, fuck you."

TYEster · 06-21-2011, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Porkchop

The one liners in that movie were awesome....

"Yeah. Before I met Hellboy. You know what your problem is? You always want shit to stay the same, okay? I need to get out there. I wanna play the field... of dicks.

Ryan: Ewww...."

"Did she just say "teenagers were meant to fuck"? "

"Ohh, wow, not so good. I lost my schedule at the beginning of the semester, and couldn't find my classes for like a month and a half. I end up getting three D's and an F, I mean, it's not that bad considering I passed."

"I will tell you everything, I'll let you know. You'll be so much smarter. Girls are like... a lake, you know? Like, you can jump right in, get in there, and then you're all used to it and everything's great. But come winter time
[snaps fingers], that shit's fuckin' frozen. Then you're fucked. That's why I know the difference: I always pull out of it.

Did you take acid???

.... Yeah....."

"Valo: Alright dude, seriously just relax okay? Look at that girl over there. She's reading a book alone. If that's not an invitation, I don't know what is.

Ryan: What are you talking about, Valo? It's a coffee shop. People like that come here to get away from people like us.

Valo: She is looking for ass, I can see it."

"Valo: You've got a fucking rhinoceros on your chest! What the hell did you do?

Ryan: I just got a tattoo...

Valo: It looks ri-Goddamn-diculous!"

"Valo: I popped the trunk for you!

Falcone: Yeah, I popped a boner for you, fuck you."

This is by far the best movie they ever made.

"What the hell happened to door?"
"Oh he got into a little ehhhh...... 'fender bender'"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Porkchop · 06-21-2011, 08:37 PM

Yea I would consider it the best that they all made together. Its funny how some low budget retarded film, written/filmed/acted by amatures can be so funny. Its funny how Jenn turned out to be a crazy bitch in real life...

"What the hell is that???? Do I own a camera????"

'73 H1 Triple · 06-21-2011, 08:58 PM

http://www.thereporteronline.com/art...2338728114.txt

Police: Dunn was driving 130 mph when he crashed

By JENNIFER CARBONI
For TheReporterOnline.com

Click to enlarge

Locals stand by a memorial for Ryan Dunn who was killed early Monday morning in a driving accident. Photo by Caitlin McCormick

WEST GOSHEN — West Goshen Police Chief Michael Carroll said Tuesday afternoon that "Jackass" daredevil Ryan Dunn was traveling roughly 130 mph when his Porsche crashed early morning on the Route 322 bypass.

Carroll said an accident reconstruction team recently determined the high rate of speed the vehicle was traveling before it collided with a guardrail, landed in the woods and burst into flames about 2:40 a.m. Monday near Pottstown Pike.

"I've never seen a car destroyed in an automobile accident the way this car was even before it caught on fire," Carroll said. "The automobile actually came apart. It was unbelievable and I've been on a lot of fatal accident scenes. This is by far the worse I've ever seen."

Click here to read columns written by Ryan Dunn including one where he talks about driving fast.

Carroll also confirmed that alcohol may be related to the fiery crash that took the life of the 34-year-old Dunn, and his passenger, 30-year-old Zachary Daniel Hartwell, both of West Chester. An investigation revealed Dunn was at a bar-restaurant not long before the crash, Carroll said.

"We know that within an hour prior to the accident (Dunn) was at Barnaby's in West Chester," he said.

Toxicology results are expected Wednesday or Thursday, Carroll said.

About two hours before the crash, a photo of Dunn and two other men apparently drinking was posted to Dunn’s Twitter account. The image has since been removed from Twitter. Carroll said he is aware of the photo.

The Chester County Coroner's Office said Tuesday the cause of death for both men is blunt force trauma and thermal trauma.

Mourners were placing flowers at the scene of the crash Tuesday.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Let's see, drinking and driving a very high performance rear engine,rear wheel drive car that is known to be a handfull at times ....

'73 H1 Triple · 06-21-2011, 09:16 PM

So close .........

Ryan Dunn, Zach Hartwell Die 100 Yards From Home

They were almost home.

The car crash that killed “Jackass” star Ryan Dunn and his passenger Zachary Hartwell happened only yards away from Hartwell’s house.

The 34-year-old Dunn and 30-year-old Hartwell, were killed early Monday. Police say Dunn's Porsche might have been traveling as fast as 100 mph when it crashed 2:38 a.m. near the Pottstown exit on Route 322.

Hartwell’s house is less than 100 yards from the exit ramp that Dunn was presumably trying to turn onto before he lost control of the vehicle.

Friends and acquaintances saw Dunn and Hartwell at Barnaby’s bar in West Chester Sunday night and into Monday morning, before the two left in Dunn’s car.

Multimedia Dunn Cause of Death Released

WATCH
Dunn Cause of
Death Released Raw Video: Bam Margera's Mom Talks About the Death of Ryan Dunn

WATCH
Raw Video: Bam
Margera's Mom Talks About the... More Multimedia While there’s been some speculation that Dunn may have been driving drunk, the loudest voice being film critic Roger Ebert, a toxicology report will not be available for weeks, according to the Chester County Coroner’s Office.

The official cause of death is “blunt and thermal trauma due to a motor vehicle accident.”

Dunn, who appeared on MTV shows “Jackass” and “Viva La Bam” and the three “Jackass” big-screen adaptations, was recently engaged to be married, Bam Margera’s father Phil Margera told NBC Philadelphia.

Hartwell served in the U.S. Marine Corps and was recently married, according to Phil Margera. Hartwell also worked as a production assistant on the movie "Jackass Number Two" and starred in Bam Margera's movie "Minghags."

http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/...124312104.html

06-21-2011, 08:37 PM	#78
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06-21-2011, 08:58 PM	#79
'73 H1 Triple restorer of the original Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Zionsville,PA Moto: '93 ZR1100 &'73 Kawasaki H1 500 Posts: 1,331	Police: Dunn was driving 130 mph when he crashed http://www.thereporteronline.com/art...2338728114.txt Police: Dunn was driving 130 mph when he crashed By JENNIFER CARBONI For TheReporterOnline.com Click to enlarge Locals stand by a memorial for Ryan Dunn who was killed early Monday morning in a driving accident. Photo by Caitlin McCormick WEST GOSHEN — West Goshen Police Chief Michael Carroll said Tuesday afternoon that "Jackass" daredevil Ryan Dunn was traveling roughly 130 mph when his Porsche crashed early morning on the Route 322 bypass. Carroll said an accident reconstruction team recently determined the high rate of speed the vehicle was traveling before it collided with a guardrail, landed in the woods and burst into flames about 2:40 a.m. Monday near Pottstown Pike. "I've never seen a car destroyed in an automobile accident the way this car was even before it caught on fire," Carroll said. "The automobile actually came apart. It was unbelievable and I've been on a lot of fatal accident scenes. This is by far the worse I've ever seen." Click here to read columns written by Ryan Dunn including one where he talks about driving fast. Carroll also confirmed that alcohol may be related to the fiery crash that took the life of the 34-year-old Dunn, and his passenger, 30-year-old Zachary Daniel Hartwell, both of West Chester. An investigation revealed Dunn was at a bar-restaurant not long before the crash, Carroll said. "We know that within an hour prior to the accident (Dunn) was at Barnaby's in West Chester," he said. Toxicology results are expected Wednesday or Thursday, Carroll said. About two hours before the crash, a photo of Dunn and two other men apparently drinking was posted to Dunn’s Twitter account. The image has since been removed from Twitter. Carroll said he is aware of the photo. The Chester County Coroner's Office said Tuesday the cause of death for both men is blunt force trauma and thermal trauma. Mourners were placing flowers at the scene of the crash Tuesday. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Let's see, drinking and driving a very high performance rear engine,rear wheel drive car that is known to be a handfull at times ....

06-21-2011, 09:16 PM	#80
'73 H1 Triple restorer of the original Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Zionsville,PA Moto: '93 ZR1100 &'73 Kawasaki H1 500 Posts: 1,331	So close ......... Ryan Dunn, Zach Hartwell Die 100 Yards From Home They were almost home. The car crash that killed “Jackass” star Ryan Dunn and his passenger Zachary Hartwell happened only yards away from Hartwell’s house. The 34-year-old Dunn and 30-year-old Hartwell, were killed early Monday. Police say Dunn's Porsche might have been traveling as fast as 100 mph when it crashed 2:38 a.m. near the Pottstown exit on Route 322. Hartwell’s house is less than 100 yards from the exit ramp that Dunn was presumably trying to turn onto before he lost control of the vehicle. Friends and acquaintances saw Dunn and Hartwell at Barnaby’s bar in West Chester Sunday night and into Monday morning, before the two left in Dunn’s car. Multimedia Dunn Cause of Death Released WATCH Dunn Cause of Death Released Raw Video: Bam Margera's Mom Talks About the Death of Ryan Dunn WATCH Raw Video: Bam Margera's Mom Talks About the... More Multimedia While there’s been some speculation that Dunn may have been driving drunk, the loudest voice being film critic Roger Ebert, a toxicology report will not be available for weeks, according to the Chester County Coroner’s Office. The official cause of death is “blunt and thermal trauma due to a motor vehicle accident.” Dunn, who appeared on MTV shows “Jackass” and “Viva La Bam” and the three “Jackass” big-screen adaptations, was recently engaged to be married, Bam Margera’s father Phil Margera told NBC Philadelphia. Hartwell served in the U.S. Marine Corps and was recently married, according to Phil Margera. Hartwell also worked as a production assistant on the movie "Jackass Number Two" and starred in Bam Margera's movie "Minghags." http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/...124312104.html