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Old 01-02-2009, 11:52 PM   #71
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Shit, where do I start?

The son, The son of God, The son of the beloved God, The son of the living God, The son of the father, The only begotten of the father, The only begotten son which is the bosom of the father, The son of the blessed, His own son, A son given, The son of the highest, His dear son, The firstborn of every creature, One son, Christ the redeemer, Christ the savior, Christ it's hot in here, Jesus Christ, Buddy Christ, Jesus H. Christ, Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick, Creator, Deliverer, Heir of all things, King of kings, King of the Jews (who still owe me money), Horn of salvation, The lamb, The lamb of god, The unblemished lamb, Roasted leg of lamb with mint jelly, The living one, The light of the world, The prophet, The rock, The son of man (not to be confused with the Isle of man, which is a whole different thing alltogether) The word, The truth, The way, and The bread.

It all sounds great untill I have to go to the DMV, and then it's a fucking nightmare when the chick says; "Name please?"

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Old 01-03-2009, 12:00 AM   #72
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Shit, where do I start?

The son, The son of God, The son of the beloved God, The son of the living God, The son of the father, The only begotten of the father, The only begotten son which is the bosom of the father, The son of the blessed, His own son, A son given, The son of the highest, His dear son, The firstborn of every creature, One son, Christ the redeemer, Christ the savior, Christ it's hot in here, Jesus Christ, Buddy Christ, Jesus H. Christ, Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick, Creator, Deliverer, Heir of all things, King of kings, King of the Jews (who still owe me money), Horn of salvation, The lamb, The lamb of god, The unblemished lamb, Roasted leg of lamb with mint jelly, The living one, The light of the world, The prophet, The rock, The son of man (not to be confused with the Isle of man, which is a whole different thing alltogether) The word, The truth, The way, and The bread.

It all sounds great untill I have to go to the DMV, and then it's a fucking nightmare when the chick says; "Name please?"

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My name is Carolina (pronounced Carol-ee-na).. used to go by Cari in high school, but only a small number of people still call me that.. Dave (tdah for CF folks) calls me "Caro".. but generally Carolina is a safe bet.
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Old 01-03-2009, 12:00 AM   #73
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How do you mis-spell rogue?
Rouge.....which it gets spelled like that OFTEN.
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Old 01-03-2009, 12:09 AM   #74
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Old 01-03-2009, 12:13 AM   #75
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Not by me.
I didn't say you.

Sixxxer does it when he's drunk....all the time.

I see it every once in a while. I try to resign to the fact they just made a typo so I never say anything....but it still makes me twitch.
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Old 01-03-2009, 12:19 AM   #76
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I didn't say you.

Sixxxer does it when he's drunk....all the time.

I see it every once in a while. I try to resign to the fact they just made a typo so I never say anything....but it still makes me twitch.
I know the feeling, the whole brian/bryan thing pisses me off on occasion.
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Old 01-03-2009, 12:23 AM   #77
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I just wanna grab Rogues chain and hang on...
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Old 01-03-2009, 01:54 AM   #78
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Old 01-03-2009, 01:57 AM   #79
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Shit, where do I start?

The son, The son of God, The son of the beloved God, The son of the living God, The son of the father, The only begotten of the father, The only begotten son which is the bosom of the father, The son of the blessed, His own son, A son given, The son of the highest, His dear son, The firstborn of every creature, One son, Christ the redeemer, Christ the savior, Christ it's hot in here, Jesus Christ, Buddy Christ, Jesus H. Christ, Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick, Creator, Deliverer, Heir of all things, King of kings, King of the Jews (who still owe me money), Horn of salvation, The lamb, The lamb of god, The unblemished lamb, Roasted leg of lamb with mint jelly, The living one, The light of the world, The prophet, The rock, The son of man (not to be confused with the Isle of man, which is a whole different thing alltogether) The word, The truth, The way, and The bread.

It all sounds great untill I have to go to the DMV, and then it's a fucking nightmare when the chick says; "Name please?"

JC
How awkward is it when they call out your DAD's NAME during sex?!
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