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Old 01-13-2009, 10:12 PM   #71
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When a chick starts to play with your prostate, you can't hold out for too long. And if you had ever thought that you have had a massive volcanic eruption before, you ain't seen nuthin' yet.

Damn, I might need to take a little vacation and fly to Korea and see if that chick is still around.

I know a girl named Ashley that will do that here in N.C....she gives a decent rim job too,oh and ATM is always on the table.

BTW longevity is merely a matter of familiarity,if you do something enough it no longer holds as much significance. I actually learned that from Dr. Ruth.
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Old 01-13-2009, 10:27 PM   #72
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I don't know about that. I think that there might have been a whitey (Frenchie?) crawling in the gene pile somewhere. I've been accused of not looking Oriental before by Vietnamese, Chinese, Japanese AND Korean people. Hell, some white people don't even believe that I'm Asian.
I dunno, the only picture I've seen of you is your sig pic and you look Asian to me (I'm Chinese).
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Old 01-13-2009, 10:30 PM   #73
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I dunno, the only picture I've seen of you is your sig pic and you look Asian to me (I'm Chinese).
Yea Chief,I've only been to Korea but you look Asian to me too...of course this is from the "Undercover Brother"....
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Old 01-14-2009, 12:38 AM   #74
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cool, our kids would be about 5'10", plain white and...what color hair do you have again????

at least they would make good divers
Um, brown.

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Old 01-14-2009, 01:13 PM   #75
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Never had a finger up my butt, but I dare any chick to get me off with a blowjob. It just doesn't happen. I like 'em but I can't finish that way.
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Old 01-14-2009, 01:47 PM   #76
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Never had a finger up my butt, but I dare any chick to get me off with a blowjob. It just doesn't happen. I like 'em but I can't finish that way.
Agreed. Even the best porn star style gagging and slobbering knobs rarely bust my nut.
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Old 01-14-2009, 06:52 PM   #77
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Agreed. Even the best porn star style gagging and slobbering knobs rarely bust my nut.


Add me to that list,I usually end up jerking off into their mouths... I've probably had less than a handful of nut busting blow jobs.
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Old 01-15-2009, 01:34 PM   #78
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Add me to that list,I usually end up jerking off into their mouths... I've probably had less than a handful of nut busting blow jobs.
I've had one. Exactly one, and we had sex before the bj started. I really don't believe there's a woman out there who can do it. Maybe something's wrong with me.
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Old 01-15-2009, 01:59 PM   #79
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I've had one. Exactly one, and we had sex before the bj started. I really don't believe there's a woman out there who can do it. Maybe something's wrong with me.
Most regular women aren't "into" giving out blowjobs. Find yourself some fancy hookers and they'll give you the best heads ever. They'd rather give you head than having to spread the vagina for you.
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Old 01-15-2009, 02:20 PM   #80
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Why wouldn't your boyfriend like that comment? Tigger doesn't want to make baby with him.
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH.....

(well, that we KNOW of anyway.... )
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If he ever said anything to me, I'd tell him to grow up or start dating uglier women.

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Thanks Bro'! I was gonna make a similar comment just as soon as I was done pretending to make babies with her.....:benis:

For those of you who know me well know that I believe in total respect to myself and to my partner, which is why I posted that comment. To me it was inappropriate.
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