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Old 12-03-2009, 12:02 PM   #71
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No woman is worth 7 figures, I don't care how hot she is. You know how many hookers I could bang for 7 figures? I'd get it more often than he gets it now AND be able to kick her ass out of the house when I was done with her.
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Old 12-03-2009, 12:10 PM   #72
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Easy to say when your a short, fat asian nobody, and not a rich, world famous athlete.

just sayin'
This.

Ed, when you turn down supermodel and porn star quality ass that is being vaulted at you on a daily basis to remain 100% faithful to your wife let me know, otherwise your higher moral standards don't mean much.

Its easy to be faithful when the opportunity isn't there, or the opportunity isn't extremely high quality.
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Old 12-03-2009, 01:31 PM   #73
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and yet his "affairs" are w/ essential hostesses......where da supermodels at? other then his wife.
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Old 12-03-2009, 01:37 PM   #74
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and yet his "affairs" are w/ essential hostesses......where da supermodels at? other then his wife.
If 3 women came out about it, im guessing theres 30 more that havent.

And the first one that was reported, rachel or whatever, was just on the news. She is stunning, pics dont do her justice.
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Old 12-03-2009, 01:41 PM   #75
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and yet his "affairs" are w/ essential hostesses......where da supermodels at? other then his wife.
Because it builds up. Lets examine at the following scenario...

Young man is raised with traditional values, he is gifted with superior athletic talent and supplemented with training. This is his focus. Soon, he is rich and famous literally beyond belief. He is focused on his skill, but enjoys the things that come easily with money (I.E. Pussy).

Later on, he genuinely falls in love, marries and has children. Yet, his celebrity only grows and the pussy never stops being served on a pussy-laden platter with pussy crystals and rubies. The temptation builds and builds and eventually his inner man will take over and he will eat that like pancakes.

In the bedroom, in the dark...it's not about which female ranks the highest in terms of sheer physical beauty, it's about the one that says the right things, touches the right places, and smells just right to trigger that one final urge that can not be denied.

You, Ed, will never know what that's like because there is no pussy platter of magic rubies being offered to you. You can not pretend to know what that is like because it has never happened to you and never will. Likewise with myself, and most regular guys like us.
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You, Ed, will never know what that's like because there is no pussy platter of magic rubies being offered to you. You can not pretend to know what that is like because it has never happened to you and never will. Likewise with myself, and most regular guys like us.
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still doesn't mean i can't hope for higher moral fiber, but i guess that is asking too much nowadays.
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troof!

still doesn't mean i can't hope for higher moral fiber, but i guess that is asking too much nowadays.
Leave the drama out of it, you know? Its not "nowadays" its basic human behavior and should not necessarily be chastised. It has always been that men in power get lots of tail, and it always will be that way.
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Old 12-03-2009, 01:53 PM   #78
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Because it builds up. Lets examine at the following scenario...

Young man is raised with traditional values, he is gifted with superior athletic talent and supplemented with training. This is his focus. Soon, he is rich and famous literally beyond belief. He is focused on his skill, but enjoys the things that come easily with money (I.E. Pussy).

Later on, he genuinely falls in love, marries and has children. Yet, his celebrity only grows and the pussy never stops being served on a pussy-laden platter with pussy crystals and rubies. The temptation builds and builds and eventually his inner man will take over and he will eat that like pancakes.

In the bedroom, in the dark...it's not about which female ranks the highest in terms of sheer physical beauty, it's about the one that says the right things, touches the right places, and smells just right to trigger that one final urge that can not be denied.

You, Ed, will never know what that's like because there is no pussy platter of magic rubies being offered to you. You can not pretend to know what that is like because it has never happened to you and never will. Likewise with myself, and most regular guys like us.
OR

He has always been a he-whore, changing women like he changes shirts. Maybe that's who he really is.
Maybe the family man image is that and that alone. An image.
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Leave the drama out of it, you know? Its not "nowadays" its basic human behavior and should not necessarily be chastised. It has always been that men in power get lots of tail, and it always will be that way.
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Leave the drama out of it, you know? Its not "nowadays" its basic human behavior and should not necessarily be chastised. .
thats your personnal belief. not mine.
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