The spoiled under 30 crowd!!!

Gas Man · 12-13-2009, 03:31 PM

If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!!

When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning.... Uphill... Barefoot... BOTH ways Yadda, yadda, yadda

And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on my kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it!

But now that . . . I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today.

You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia!

And I hate to say it, but you kids today, you don't know how good you've got it!

I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have the Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalogue!!

There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter - with a pen!

Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox, and it would take like a week to get there! Stamps were 10 cents!

Child Protective Services didn't care if our parents beat us. As a matter of fact, the parents of all my friends also had permission to kick our ass! Nowhere was safe!

There were no MP3' s or Napsters! If you wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the damn record store and shoplift it yourself!

Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio, and the DJ would usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up! There were no CD players! We had tape decks in our car. We'd play our favorite tape and "eject" it when finished, and the tape would come undone.. Cause - that's how we rolled, dig?

We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called, they got a busy signal, that's it!

There weren't any freakin' cell phones either. If you left the house, you just didn't make a damn call or receive one. You actually had to be out of touch with your "friends". OH MY GOD !!! Think of the horror.. And then there's TEXTING . yeah , right. You kids have no idea how annoying you are.

And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it
was! It could be your school, your mom, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, a collections agent, you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!

We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games
like 'Space Invaders' and 'Asteroids'. Your guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination!! And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen... Forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!

You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! You were screwed when it came to channel
surfing! You had to get off your ass and walk over to the TV to change the channel! NO REMOTES!!!

There was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying? We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you
spoiled little rat-bastards!

And we didn't have microwaves. If we wanted to heat something up, we had to use the stove! Imagine that!

That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too easy. You're spoiled. You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1980 or before!

Regards,
The Over 30 Crowd

101lifts2 · 12-13-2009, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Gas Man

....And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen... Forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE! ...

LOL

These are all true...but I did have to walk 1/2 mile to the bus in grades 1-3. And one way was uphill and it was always snowing!

Librarian · 12-13-2009, 03:58 PM

Uh, did you get up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?

Or maybe a 20-something little hottie laughed at you and called you an old fart when you made a pass at her?

I'm on the greying and balding side of life and I'm damn glad all those new things are here:

My old-fashioned Motorola Razr flip phone is more compact and gets better reception than Captain Kirk's communicator, and takes videos when I need it to.

My bike has electronic ignition, and fuel injection, not points and condenser and carbs.

My car has 140,000 miles on it without a major mechanical problem, thanks to materials engineering.

Need I go on?

Hey, maybe it's time you got a life in the here and now, instead of worrying that someone else might get something that you didn't.

derf · 12-13-2009, 03:49 PM

Damn life was pretty pathetic back then huh?

Regards,
The Under 30 crowd
-Sent from my Iphone

Digifox · 12-14-2009, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by derf

Damn life was pretty pathetic back then huh?

Regards,
The Under 30 crowd
-Sent from my Iphone

Gas Man · 12-15-2009, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

Wow, leave it to people on the internet to get in a fight over a joke.

Quote:

Originally Posted by TIGGER

Yea I know, I was just fucking around with Chris but he never answered... Oh well.

I just hadn't got back online.

Some people live busy lives.... ya know

Amber Lamps · 12-16-2009, 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gas Man

I just hadn't got back online.

Some people live busy lives.... ya know

Shit, I work 8am to 10 pm Mon-Sat chief. I just have lulls between assignments sometimes or I break down and use my phone if I'm REALLY bored to post on here....

marko138 · 12-16-2009, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TIGGER

Shit, I work 8am to 10 pm Mon-Sat chief. I just have lulls between assignments sometimes or I break down and use my phone if I'm REALLY bored to post on here....

Gas Man spends his free time sweet talking my wife.

Homeslice · 12-13-2009, 04:31 PM

Uh, I'm guessing he copy/pasted this.

Fleck750 · 12-13-2009, 05:27 PM

You forgot that our parents made us go outside and ride our bikes, without a helmet, knee or elbow pads!!

12-13-2009, 03:31 PM	#1
Gas Man Trip's Assistant Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Imported from Detroit Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic Posts: 12,149	The spoiled under 30 crowd!!! If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!! When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning.... Uphill... Barefoot... BOTH ways Yadda, yadda, yadda And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on my kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it! But now that . . . I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! And I hate to say it, but you kids today, you don't know how good you've got it! I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have the Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalogue!! There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter - with a pen! Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox, and it would take like a week to get there! Stamps were 10 cents! Child Protective Services didn't care if our parents beat us. As a matter of fact, the parents of all my friends also had permission to kick our ass! Nowhere was safe! There were no MP3' s or Napsters! If you wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the damn record store and shoplift it yourself! Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio, and the DJ would usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up! There were no CD players! We had tape decks in our car. We'd play our favorite tape and "eject" it when finished, and the tape would come undone.. Cause - that's how we rolled, dig? We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called, they got a busy signal, that's it! There weren't any freakin' cell phones either. If you left the house, you just didn't make a damn call or receive one. You actually had to be out of touch with your "friends". OH MY GOD !!! Think of the horror.. And then there's TEXTING . yeah , right. You kids have no idea how annoying you are. And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your mom, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, a collections agent, you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister! We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like 'Space Invaders' and 'Asteroids'. Your guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination!! And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen... Forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE! You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off your ass and walk over to the TV to change the channel! NO REMOTES!!! There was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying? We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little rat-bastards! And we didn't have microwaves. If we wanted to heat something up, we had to use the stove! Imagine that! That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too easy. You're spoiled. You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1980 or before! Regards, The Over 30 Crowd __________________ -Chris "Why pay somebody else to fuck up your bike?" Run Amsoil Product

12-13-2009, 03:58 PM	#3
Librarian Helmets Optional Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Massajuices Moto: '85 K100 and a DL650AK9 Posts: 155	Uh, did you get up on the wrong side of the bed this morning? Or maybe a 20-something little hottie laughed at you and called you an old fart when you made a pass at her? I'm on the greying and balding side of life and I'm damn glad all those new things are here: My old-fashioned Motorola Razr flip phone is more compact and gets better reception than Captain Kirk's communicator, and takes videos when I need it to. My bike has electronic ignition, and fuel injection, not points and condenser and carbs. My car has 140,000 miles on it without a major mechanical problem, thanks to materials engineering. Need I go on? Hey, maybe it's time you got a life in the here and now, instead of worrying that someone else might get something that you didn't. __________________ One man's theology is another man's belly laugh. -- Robert A. Heinlein What's the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em? -- Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)

12-13-2009, 03:49 PM	#4
derf token jewboy Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man Posts: 10,799	Damn life was pretty pathetic back then huh? Regards, The Under 30 crowd -Sent from my Iphone __________________

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Fleck750 Spiker bike Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: KCK Moto: KZ750 Posts: 1,629	You forgot that our parents made us go outside and ride our bikes, without a helmet, knee or elbow pads!! __________________ I ride way too fast to worry about cholesterol. ~Author Unknown

12-13-2009, 04:31 PM	#9
Homeslice Elitist Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SF Bay Area Moto: Gix 750 Posts: 11,351	Uh, I'm guessing he copy/pasted this.