texts from last night - Page 8

pauldun170 · 09-24-2009, 11:01 AM

(262): So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.

Flexin · 09-24-2009, 10:11 PM

(812): i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.

James

Flexin · 09-26-2009, 02:14 PM

(407): So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!

(412): I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.

(530): It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan

(919): his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.

James

Flexin · 09-26-2009, 06:50 PM

(419): She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
(319): Wasn't she moving abroad?
(419): Are you really going to debate this?

James

Cass · 09-26-2009, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pauldun170

(262): So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.

09-24-2009, 10:11 PM	#72
Flexin AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia Posts: 2,698	(812): i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys. James __________________ "Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from" "f youre horny, lets do it, Ride it, my pony, My saddles waitin, Come and jump on it, If youre horny, lets do it" "I'm not a playa I just fuck a lot" "Round two, I'm down to Do, what it takes to make you Understand I'm the Candyman And I melt in your mouth, not in your hands Hard as rock, yes I'm no sucka The boots I knock make me one bad mutha"

09-26-2009, 02:14 PM	#73
Flexin AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia Posts: 2,698	(407): So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!! (412): I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me. (530): It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan (919): his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more. James __________________ "Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from" "f youre horny, lets do it, Ride it, my pony, My saddles waitin, Come and jump on it, If youre horny, lets do it" "I'm not a playa I just fuck a lot" "Round two, I'm down to Do, what it takes to make you Understand I'm the Candyman And I melt in your mouth, not in your hands Hard as rock, yes I'm no sucka The boots I knock make me one bad mutha"

09-26-2009, 06:50 PM	#74
Flexin AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia Posts: 2,698	(419): She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye (319): Wasn't she moving abroad? (419): Are you really going to debate this? James __________________ "Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from" "f youre horny, lets do it, Ride it, my pony, My saddles waitin, Come and jump on it, If youre horny, lets do it" "I'm not a playa I just fuck a lot" "Round two, I'm down to Do, what it takes to make you Understand I'm the Candyman And I melt in your mouth, not in your hands Hard as rock, yes I'm no sucka The boots I knock make me one bad mutha"