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Old 12-30-2009, 02:02 PM   #1
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I believe that if two people like each other, they can make it work. If they are compatible, there will be very little work involved, if they are not compatible, it will be alot more work than it is worth.
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I agree with you too, Karl, and I would add that as we get older, we become more set in our ways, more difficult to deal with, and it takes more compromise to make things work.
Which is why I'm still single and have less and less chance (or desire) to get married as I get older.
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Old 12-30-2009, 03:34 PM   #2
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Trust me, Josh, a woman can turn another woman's head too. Don't bring a 3rd party into a relationship unless you are both ready to respect certain boundaries, and it's all discussed up front.

I never lost a woman to another woman, but I did get a glimpse of just how it could happen.
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Old 12-30-2009, 03:37 PM   #3
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Trust me, Josh, a woman can turn another woman's head too. Don't bring a 3rd party into a relationship unless you are both ready to respect certain boundaries, and it's all discussed up front.

I never lost a woman to another woman, but I did get a glimpse of just how it could happen.
Maybe another woman with a 9" cock...

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Old 12-30-2009, 03:46 PM   #4
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Maybe another woman with a 9" cock...

*shudder*
There's an old Brazilian joke that applies here:

"Women don't like cock, fags like cock. Women like credit cards and cars."
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Old 12-30-2009, 05:11 PM   #5
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There's an old Brazilian joke that applies here:

"Women don't like cock, fags like cock. Women like credit cards and cars."
lol, my wife is Mexican...maybe it doesn't apply to them...
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...Or a big dildo that can kill spiders.
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Does she have a vagina? It applies.
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Old 12-30-2009, 05:22 PM   #8
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Does she have a vagina? It applies.
I lived with my parents when I proposed. I had $40 dollars to my name, literally, when we went on our first date. As of now I've been unemployed since April. I don't believe in applying for or using credit cards and refuse to finance anything. My only form of transportation was an FZ1 when we moved out together.

On top of that I'm not that good looking, don't have a six pack, I'm kind of an asshole, I'm not affected by crying, I don't do emotions and when I take a shit everyone in the house knows it.

Sooo...if that was her plan, she failed miserably. But I do have one thing she loves that apparently makes up for all that...
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Old 12-30-2009, 05:54 PM   #9
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But I do have one thing she loves that apparently makes up for all that...

Big hands?
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Old 12-30-2009, 05:57 PM   #10
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I lived with my parents when I proposed. I had $40 dollars to my name, literally, when we went on our first date. As of now I've been unemployed since April. I don't believe in applying for or using credit cards and refuse to finance anything. My only form of transportation was an FZ1 when we moved out together.

On top of that I'm not that good looking, don't have a six pack, I'm kind of an asshole, I'm not affected by crying, I don't do emotions and when I take a shit everyone in the house knows it.

Sooo...if that was her plan, she failed miserably. But I do have one thing she loves that apparently makes up for all that...
Goes to show Mexican chicks will marry anyone.

Or you have a big dick.
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