Aphasia - Page 9

rogue · 03-28-2009, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

What did you expect?

JC

Not for it to look like a bunch of spiders mating on your head.

I'm really glad to see you up and about. Nice to see you posting again.

azoomm · 03-28-2009, 06:23 PM

Nice to see you've unplugged a bit...

lauralynne · 03-28-2009, 06:34 PM

You're not supposed to rise again until April. But we'll forgive you. Or maybe you can do an encore April 12

Welcome back to the planet big guy!

Angee · 03-28-2009, 11:53 PM

Haha!! Good to see you up and about...your hair looks a bit like those little troll pencil toppers we used to spin around as kids...

Particle Man · 03-29-2009, 09:23 AM

Geez, I take a few days away and find this?!?

Dude, get better fast! All due respect to everyone else here, this place would not be nearly the same without your razor edge wit.

Adeptus_Minor · 03-29-2009, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lauralynne

You're not supposed to rise again until April.

That's what his wife said too.

KSGregman · 03-29-2009, 11:17 AM

Hey hey!!

JC is disconnected from all the German technology and is back to the land of the living....again....and RIGHT back into the cake, I see.

What is that all about? Hair of the dog? Nine lives like a cat? In tight with the Man Upstairs? Just plain showing off? Take it easy, eh?

And, uh....you may want to read the fine print on this "risen from the dead" contract of yours, too...I think you may have overlooked some sort of proviso or exclusionary clause or something....you know, like the bearer of this document is entitled to reconstitution from death brought about by excessive flogging and/or crucifixion (but is irrevocably fucked if death is brought about by consumption of German Black Forest Cake (tm)...)

Seriously...it's good to see you getting up and around...hopefully, you and the wife will be home together again soon.

Librarian · 03-29-2009, 12:20 PM

Reading Kesey, huh? Methinks you should be reading Cuckoo's Nest. Sounds like you're already there in some respects.

Pinch a nurse for me! (don't read this, Wifez!)

askmrjesus · 03-29-2009, 02:30 PM

A side note on German hospitals...

If you want to get healthy, don't come to one. Oh sure, the medical care is first rate, and they have all the latest gadets, cutting edge procedures and techniques. You can definetly get better here, but healthly, er, no.

Since I just had a stroke caused by a clogged artery, I figured a hospital would be a good place to change my wicked ways, and give up smoking and drinking (at least for the weekend). My first trip to the lobby proved that is perhaps the not best place for such dramatic lifestyle changes.

At the far end, the is lovely little cafe that offers espresso, giant saugases, and...cake. Again with the fucking cake...

Next door, is a small deli that sells a big hunks of fat laden cheese, beer, wine, and of course, cigarettes. Can't have a proper hospital without those, now could you? If the deli is closed, there are beer and cigarette machines near the back elevators.

Smoking is frowned upon in the hospital, unless you count the 3 sided glass kisok on the mezzaine, the open air pavillions outside each door, and the balconies at the end of each and everone of the hallways with patient rooms. There is even a ''smoking place'' outside the chaple, for sinners on the go. I've been to casinos in Bangkok that had fewer places to smoke.

The only I haven't seen yet is a brothel.

Then again, I haven't been to the 8th floor yet either...

JC

Archren · 03-29-2009, 02:35 PM

Love the shirt.

03-28-2009, 06:23 PM	#82
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03-28-2009, 06:34 PM	#83
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03-29-2009, 09:23 AM	#85
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	Geez, I take a few days away and find this?!? Dude, get better fast! All due respect to everyone else here, this place would not be nearly the same without your razor edge wit. __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

03-29-2009, 12:20 PM	#88
Librarian Helmets Optional Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Massajuices Moto: '85 K100 and a DL650AK9 Posts: 155	Reading Kesey, huh? Methinks you should be reading Cuckoo's Nest. Sounds like you're already there in some respects. Pinch a nurse for me! (don't read this, Wifez!) __________________ One man's theology is another man's belly laugh. -- Robert A. Heinlein What's the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em? -- Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)

03-29-2009, 02:30 PM	#89
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	A side note on German hospitals... If you want to get healthy, don't come to one. Oh sure, the medical care is first rate, and they have all the latest gadets, cutting edge procedures and techniques. You can definetly get better here, but healthly, er, no. Since I just had a stroke caused by a clogged artery, I figured a hospital would be a good place to change my wicked ways, and give up smoking and drinking (at least for the weekend). My first trip to the lobby proved that is perhaps the not best place for such dramatic lifestyle changes. At the far end, the is lovely little cafe that offers espresso, giant saugases, and...cake. Again with the fucking cake... Next door, is a small deli that sells a big hunks of fat laden cheese, beer, wine, and of course, cigarettes. Can't have a proper hospital without those, now could you? If the deli is closed, there are beer and cigarette machines near the back elevators. Smoking is frowned upon in the hospital, unless you count the 3 sided glass kisok on the mezzaine, the open air pavillions outside each door, and the balconies at the end of each and everone of the hallways with patient rooms. There is even a ''smoking place'' outside the chaple, for sinners on the go. I've been to casinos in Bangkok that had fewer places to smoke. The only I haven't seen yet is a brothel. Then again, I haven't been to the 8th floor yet either... JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

03-29-2009, 11:17 AM	#87
KSGregman Get Fit...or Get OUT Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: KS Moto: 07 M109-R Posts: 1,993	Hey hey!! JC is disconnected from all the German technology and is back to the land of the living....again....and RIGHT back into the cake, I see. What is that all about? Hair of the dog? Nine lives like a cat? In tight with the Man Upstairs? Just plain showing off? Take it easy, eh? And, uh....you may want to read the fine print on this "risen from the dead" contract of yours, too...I think you may have overlooked some sort of proviso or exclusionary clause or something....you know, like the bearer of this document is entitled to reconstitution from death brought about by excessive flogging and/or crucifixion (but is irrevocably fucked if death is brought about by consumption of German Black Forest Cake (tm)...) Seriously...it's good to see you getting up and around...hopefully, you and the wife will be home together again soon.

03-29-2009, 02:35 PM	#90
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